We Are All Screwed

🌊 Nicky, apparently, is a water conservationist. There’s a PSA and everything. Sigal Chattah’s court troubles are in Headline News this week, alongside a study on whether AI would think twice about nuclear war. A three-hour standoff in Wyoming turns out to have a twist nobody saw coming, and an Applebee’s learns that slow service could have consequences. Lance spills the tea. Madonna and Taylor Swift dominate. A Christian metal band is suing Netflix over a case of mistaken identity? Are Harry and Meghan moving back home? Again? (This is a new headline). The show is exactly what it always is. Pure chaos. New episodes every Thursday. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🎸 Twenty-five years of touring, and one cartoon changes everything. ✈️ What does a 1940s Manhattan supper club and a Navy flight team have in common? 🤖 RuPaul. Snoop Dogg. A Buddhist monk. Walk into a data center. 🎰 Delores is setting odds on things she shouldn’t 🦌 Three hours. One standoff. Oh dear me.