We got sent to Modelland

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Hello!! Modelland is a 2011 young adult novel written by none other than Tyra Banks. In this episode we explore the lore of Modelland and discuss whether or not the theme song disproves the theory of relativity (our friend thinks it might open up a black hole). And because we’re gay- a guestbook comment sends us through the state of gay dating apps, Grindr's AI era, and the giant hole that just opened in West Hollywood. New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!Watch the episode on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us!Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bluesky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠John:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Got a question? Need advice? Email [email protected] Join our Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Visit our website ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple MusicSpotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠About the showShut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq

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