PODCAST · comedy
Shut Up, Bitch!
by Shut Up, Bitch!
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl.If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now. 🎙️ https://www.shutupbitchpod.com
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We googled things to do in Long Beach because we never leave the house
Hello!! Bit of a shorter episode today since Tyler is going on vacation in Hawaii! We talk about surfing, John can’t stand how Tyler references songs in a different key than they were written, and we discuss fun things to do in Long Beach! (Well, we try to…we don’t leave our usual stomping grounds).Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.comJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
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We’re getting our Tomodachi LIFE!
This week we talk about Nintendo's newest game, Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, the weird implications of giant horse-sized hamsters, papusa-fueled run-ins with Karens, and the weird brand names dominating Amazon. If you're reading this rn it means you're gayWatch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Need advice from a professional cat? Email Provolone with your questions and he’ll try to [email protected] our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music!Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25 Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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If you have a fat ass you might have ADHD
Sources say having a big booty-ass is a sign of ADHD, but how reliable are these sources? Is the source just something Tyler read online? Yes. Anyway we also talk about John’s trip to Canada, play NAME THAT TAMAGOTCHI! and talk about Brokeback Mountain for some reason. Enjoy!Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Check out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comNeed advice from a professional cat? Email Provolone with your questions and he’ll try to [email protected] our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music!Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25 Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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We got ran through at Mall World
Thousands of people share the same recurring dream of an infinite mall. It's called Mall World, and we need to talk about it! Also: finding John a queer barber, and the most cursed Disney Channel commercials. Have you dreamt of Mall World? Provolone might know some of the entities there.Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Need advice from a professional cat? Email Provolone with your questions and he’ll try to [email protected] our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music!Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25 Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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He’s not gay, he has a girlfriend in Canada
Helloooo!! This week we have a bit of a shorter episode because John is off to Canada, but we still talk about some good stuff! We discuss gratitude, friendship, John’s recurring flea problem (oop!), and a few other really fun things but you gotta check out the episode to take it allllll in. Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Need advice from a professional cat? Email Provolone with your questions and he’ll try to help![email protected]Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music!Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25 Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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A neighbor threatened him and the reason is insane | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 57
Hello!!! This week we test Tyler’s rollercoaster knowledge and SO much more! So stick around if you wanna hear a wild story from Tyler or if you want two queers talking in the background while you work or study or something!Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Need advice from a professional cat? Email Provolone with your questions and he’ll try to [email protected] our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music!Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25 Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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We both have ADHD and that explains a lot | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 56
Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Need advice from a professional cat? Email Provolone with your questions and he’ll try to [email protected] our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music!Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25 Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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We went to the mall and now we look like this | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 55
Hey, or whatever…we went to the mall and met some kids at hot topic who gave us a makeover, so now we look like this. Anywayyyy! This week we talk about the mall, mall goths, and a surprise guest appears toward the end!! Be sure to tune in and enjoy these looks that we’re serving! YaaaaaaaWatch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodNeed advice from a professional cat? Email Provolone with your questions and he’ll try to [email protected] our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music!Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25 Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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We did smash or pass for Resident Evil and one of us needs help | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 54
Hiiii!! This week we talk about one of our favorite video game series, RESIDENT EVIL! We’ve been playing RE9 and Tyler brought a “game” for John to play with him that involves the series. Heheh. Provolone is also starting an advice column, we talk about the new Pokemon starters that were announced recently, and a bunch of other stuff so you’ll definitely have to tune in and watch this week’s episode! Oh and don’t forget to listen to our Shut Up, Bitch! Playlist diva!! Need advice from a professional cat? Email Provolone with your questions and he’ll try to help![email protected]Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music!Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25 Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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Is He An Evil Bottom? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 53
Girrrrrl we are back, where have you been?! This episode we talk about John’s trip to Portland, then we open some…interesting trading cards! We also discuss the latest Dom Com movie Pillion, and we somehow end up having a GENUINELY great conversation about creativity! Be sure to watch & listen & comment & subscribe and all the other things if you feel so compelled to, we love hearing from you and we read every comment hehehJoin our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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Queer for a Whole Year | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 52
Hi!!! Guess what? We’re doing a special livestream tonight because IT’S OUR 1ST ANNIVERSARY OF SHUT UP, BITCH!! Head to https://.twitch.tv/shutupbitchpod tonight at 7pm PST and hang with us while we play a special mystery game! This week, Tyler asks John to help him with his Traitors audition in the most Tyler way possible, we recap some of our favorite moments from the past year, and Provolone makes a special video for John. You DON’T wanna miss this one so be sure to watch and leave a comment!!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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Cats Off To Ya | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 51
Hi queers! This week John and Tyler talk about Pink Pantheress, Don Lemon’s husband looking mad as hell, and a special guest makes an unexpected appearance LIVE on the pod! Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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B My Valentine | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 50
Hi queers! This week John and Tyler share their thoughts on VALENTINE’S DAY! What do you think of this holiday? Please send John a giant teddy bear for V-day and give Tyler something he really needs this year: doxycycline.Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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We’re All a Little Gay (okay) | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 49
HELLO FRIENDS!! This week John talks about fleas in his apartment, Trisha Paytas’ questionable EP, and Tyler becomes a color consultant! We also read some guest book comments so stick around!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email [email protected] to us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!https://open.spotify.com/show/4161s54JSAIla4OLlpVQZ0https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shut-up-bitch/id1796717371About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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And You Did It at My Birthday Dinner | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 48
Yoooo!! This week we discuss Tyler’s b-b-b-BIRTHDAYYYYY (yay!) as well as John’s missing birthday present, and a million other things!! We hope y’all enjoy this one, we had a lot of fun goofing off for a while. Be sure to watch/listen and tell Tyler happy birthday (I wrote this description which is crazy tbh, really fishing for compliments this year).Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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Luigi’s MAN-sion | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 47
What’s up everybody? This week Tyler is obsessed with Luigi’s Mansion so we dive into that for a bit, and John asks when the horrors of capitalism will end (he’s stressed at work). There’s probably 50 other things we discuss but you gotta listen/watch the episode to find out!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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Was There Even a Closet for You? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 46
Hello hello helloooooo!! This week we talk about travel, Heated Rivalry, visiting home for the holidays, and later on we give someone relationship advice. But should you REALLY rely on us for relationship advice? Who knows, you’ll have to watch or listen to find out! Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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Hiiiii! It's been quite a crazy past few weeks with the holidays and work has been insane for John so there's no full episode today. We're sad about it BUT mental health is important and we'll have a new episode next week!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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New Year, New Mii | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 45
WOW how is it almost 2026?! Honestly we’re happy to see 2025 go. We’re reflecting on our 2025 and all of the crazy stuff we went through, not to mention starting this podcast! We’re so thankful you’re all here and keep coming back, it means the world. What are your plans for 2026? We wanna know!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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Santa’s Secret | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 44
Happy Holidays y’all!! This is John’s favorite time of year according to every time his eyes have glazed over daydreaming about christmas on the pod. Anyway how are you?? Are you getting in the holiday spirit? This episode we talk Christmas, give each other some very special gifts, and discuss who’s on this year’s “Naughty or Nice” list! Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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We’re COLD | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 43
Having a bad day? Snow problem! We’re here to cheer you up with a COOL episode about fun winter levels in video games! I’ll stop with the winter puns I’m sorry idk but this episode is really fun!! We also talk about Zootopia 2, the recent Diddy documentary, THE GINGERDEAD MAN (hell yeah) and a bunch of other stuff BUT you gotta watch it to find out!!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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Every Gift That Made Us Gay | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 42
Wow, can you believe it’s the holiday season already? When did it start snowing in here? Anyway, hi everyone, this week we’re bringing a FUN segment in we call “Every Gift That Made Us Gay”, and we think it’s pretty self explanatory. We also read some guestbook comments and talk about a bunch of other stuff that you’re gonna LOVE so watch the episode!!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~Credits:Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team!*Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie*Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie*Animation: John J Salomone*Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench*3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated*Background in this video created by @scennique25 (twitter/x)*Production Accountant: Provolone *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!
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Straight people EXPLAINED | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 41
HI!! Did you know straight people exist? Did you know they respond to your questions? This week we ask our favorite straight person several questions that really made us realize “Wow, we’re not so different, them and…us.” We also talk about a million other things but I forgot already. Guess you gotta watch the episode!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerFollow our lovely straight friend Chris he makes awesome cartoons and music!https://www.instagram.com/_cosmicosmo/https://cosmicosmo.co/Check out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
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How to Have a Gay Thanksgiving | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 40
Hey queers, Tyler here. Why is Thanksgiving the way it is? I don’t know, but you’re gonna find out how I feel about this holiday in this FUN episode (it actually is a fun episode don’t worry). John seems to love it, and he’s gonna do everything in his power to make me find one thing I like about it. Let’s see how it goes!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
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Spice Up Your Life | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 39
Hiiiii! How are you? This past week has been crazy, hasn’t it? In this episode we talk about lots of things but the real highlight comes when Tyler and John make a tier list about something very near and dear to both of them later on. You’ll have to watch it to find out!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
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Miss Wumbo 2025 | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 38
Hi!! This week we talk about our Halloween experiences (mainly John getting blisters on his feet and being way too uncomfortable in a corset), John finds his old myspace, and some other fun old internet stuff we remember! Oh and Tyler was non binary for a weekend.Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
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I Have No Ass and I Must Sh*t | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 37
Hello queers! Hope you all had a fun Halloween! This week we have another installment of CRASH REPORT! For those of you who are new, Crash Report is when we discuss our 3 favorites and least favorites of the month (or longer depending on when we feel like doing these). Make sure you stick around because Tyler says a million things at the end because he doesn’t understand how Crash Report works (but neither does John so it’s ok!).Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
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The Halloween Episode | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 36
Omg it’s finally Halloween!! What are you wearing this year? Leave a comment and let us know. This episode we discuss some really undeniably spooky things: Tyler’s young obsession with horror movies, Subway accidents, fucked up wigs, and…feet. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Gay People LOVE Escape Rooms | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 35
Boo!! Sorry, we didn’t mean to scare you. The spookiness continues this week as we discuss which horror villains are gay or not gay, MORE horror movies, and the spookiest thing of all: anxious attachment! We talk about a million other fun queer little things so definitely don’t miss this episode! Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Back from the Dead | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 34
Hey kweenz we’re back and John doesn’t have Covid anymore! This week we’re talking about spooky things like horror movies, ghosts, halloween costumes, and Tyler shares a spooky story. We also read some guestbook comments and answer an email this week so get excited!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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We're on the Internet and We're...Tired!
We're taking a break this week because John was sick with Covid! So sorry to our listeners BUT we do have a special message for you all, AND a special YouTube video for you all to watch. Head over to YouTube and check out our rather controversial reaction video!Check out our YouTube channel!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Christian Girl Autumn | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 33
Hieeee!! Kayleigh and Blessica are here letting you know that John and Tyler are taking a break, so WE are making this a special episode about Christian Girl Autumn!! Don’t you just love fall? All the leaves, the smells, the godlinesss…makes me want a Pumpkin Spice Latte REAL bad! This week we discuss what it’s like to be Christian, our wonderful husbands, and our beautiful little children! Just kidding, we talk about how religion really screwed us up and Tyler jokes about being a promiscuous hoe. What else is new? Just watch the episode!!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Boys & Bear-y | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 32
Hey lil’ guys! Today we’re blasting off and taking you on a rollercoaster of an episode! Get it? Ha…anyway…This episode we discuss our trip to Knott’s Berry Farm, John takes himself out on a date (please clap), and we share a special video Tyler made for John about Round1 that only John has seen! We’re getting closer to autumn and we have something FUN in store for you next week, so leave a like and comment if you wanna slay with us into Fall! Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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We’ll See You In COURT! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 31
Heyyyyyyyy, umm…are we okay? This week we are ALL over the place but that’s just how life has been lately! We talk about our upcoming Knott’s Berry Farm trip, TikTok thirst traps, and how fall is ever-approaching. What do 2 gays with microphones have in store for you this fall, you ask? We…are still figuring that out!! But you’re gonna like it!!Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Breakups in MY Relationship? It's More Likely Than You Think | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 30
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.Do you love love? Do u like to smooch? This week we talk about relationships, breakups, and a meme Tyler made that got the attention of Missy Elliott. We also talk about old internet videos and skipping to my lou! But who IS Lou? The truth will be revealed on this week’s episode of Shut Up, Bitch!Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Sh*dding in the Mother Cantina | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 29
Hi kweens how’s your week going? In this episode we discuss John’s trip to the Taco Bell Cantina in San Francisco, Tyler having to call 911 while really high, having a karen moment for the first time, and then John receives a fun gift. Awww. We talk about a lot of other stuff so you better strap in and get comfortable!!Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Guess Who’s Jealous Of Nessie? BIG FOOT! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 28
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.Hi Blessicas how are you doing. Today we’re talking about CRYPTIDS. We got ur mothman, we got ur bigfoot, we got ur loch ness monster, we got ones that are just sentient pants, and more! Tyler also randomly starts talking about furries ??? Idk just watch the damn thing we like to have fun.Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Ship Happens, Diva | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 27
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.Whatup my wet little sea creatures, it’s time for this week’s episode! Do you love the ocean like Tyler does or are you a landlubber like John? This week we dive into a sea of ocean-themed questios for John, Tyler tells all about his traumatic stingray incident, and a million other things the ocean swept away while we weren’t looking (that could’ve been you if you weren’t careful)! So yea listen to the episode or watch it either way we hope you like ocean stuff ‘cause that’s what this week is about okay bye!Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Brat Summer but Make it Dumber | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 26
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.SUMMERTIIIIME AND THE LIVING’S EASY! Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. How’s your summer going? Are you soaking up some rays or just feeling hot and unbothered? This week we record in a unique undisclosed location (Provolone’s Private Bungalow??) and discuss one of the better seasons of the year! If you like summer-y drinks, miss being on summer vacation, or just wanna chill out, you’ll love this episode. Be sure to let us know what your favorite summer drink is in the comments because we actually could use some recommendations ok byeeeee!Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Nothing Beats A Jet2 Holiday | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 25
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.404 Error: You have been listening to too much Shut Up, Bitch!, which means Provolone probably has your credit card information by now. This week we introduce a new segment, “Crash Report”, where John and Tyler recap their 3 most loved and hated things from the month! Feel free to share some of your favorite things (or least favorite things) this month too! Everyone loves opinions, right?...right? Well anyway you’re stuck with us so watch or listen to the episode and enjoy! Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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We’re Buggin’ Out | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 24
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.Bzzzzzzz! Are you a bug or are you just happy to see me? This week we discuss BUGS!! What’s your favorite bug? Make sure to let us know in the comments below, or drop a cool bug fact for us to learn about. By the way Tyler revived his rap career for this episode. For the purposes of this video, “bug” also means insect, arachnid, and other little guys!!! Please don’t correct us Tyler can’t take being wrong again. Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Shut Up, Bitch! Rebirth | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 23
Hi, I’m Laura Dern, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.What’s up all you Paleobotanists and dinosaur enthusiasts! We’re back with a really fun episode about dinosaurs! This week we review the latest Jurassic World movie in a special way, then get into some cool emails and guestbook comments from you wonderful people. Finally, we top things off with a good ol’ fashioned tier list of our favorite and not-so-favorite dinosaurs (you’ll see). There’s lots of other stuff we’re not mentioning because we were running away from some pretty big dinosaurs! Gotta go!Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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The Internet Used to be Fun | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 22
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. Omg! Wtf? Roflcopter! And most importantly, how is babby formed? We can’t believe we’re saying this, but we really miss the old internet. We mean OLD internet, before social media. Times were simpler then. Come get nostalgic with us while we talk about allllll the weird and fun things we found as kids on the internet before life got crazy! Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Little Guys with Big Dreams | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 21
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. Hey Little Guy! This week we’re talking about a topic that has come up several times in our own conversations, and that’s Little Guys. What is a Little Guy you ask? Well, you’ll have to listen/watch the episode to find out! We also talk about some other stuff like Tyler’s love of taking risks, John’s psychic scam, shower cruising, and a whole plethora of things we can’t remember! Guess you’ll have to watch the episode!Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Two Gays In a 7-Eleven | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 20
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. Are you hungry? Do you wanna eat boots the house down? Go grab your favorite finger foods out of the pantry, because this week we’re gonna talk your ear off about SNACKS! Tyler and John discuss their favorite snacks, John reacts to Tyler’s odd snack preferences, and we even read a few emails and comments from you! Don’t worry, we didn’t give the WHOLE episode away. Just the parts we remember. Go watch the episode to find out whatever else we yapped about for 49 minutes and leave a comment if you umm…had fun? Learned something? Idk we just want you to be happy.Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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I Wanna Be a Cowboy, Baby | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 19
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. Well if it aint the rootin’, tootin’, wildest gay podcasters the west has ever laid eyes on! Or ears! This week we’re taking you on a wild ride to the wild, wild, west, so saddle up partner! Tyler and John (mostly Tyler) don their finest cowboy attire and talk about the good ole’ days of being cowboys, John’s labubu addiction, and a million other things we can’t remember! At least Tyler remembered to bring a bandana for John though.Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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LGBTQIA-UFO | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 18
Hello Earthlings, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. Is that a UFO in your room or did you just install bisexual lighting? This week we discuss aliens, UFOs, space, black holes, and a million other little things that make up this crazy galaxy. We got neuralyzed after this so we don’t really remember though. Guess you’ll have to watch the episode to find out!Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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You’re So 2000 and Late | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 17
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. Whoa, where are we? Is this the future we were promised? We’re just two Y2Gays who fell asleep in a cryogenic refrigerator at Paris Hilton’s birthday bash and woke up like this. This week we talk about one of our favorite eras, the 2000’s! Join us as we recall our favorite pop culture moments, music, video games, and ask ourselves “who the hell wore this stuff back then?” Oh, and get used to themes because we’re doing more of these. This was fun okay now watch/listen to the episode!Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Sraight People? In MY Pride? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 16
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, John–I mean Magica and Tyler are here to tell you why YOU should celebrate Pride this month! This is our month and there’s nothing you can do about it, straights. We share our thoughts on what Pride means to us, Tyler has a corny list of do’s and don’ts, and a million other things! If you can hear us talking it means you have the queer gene that allows you to hear a very high frequency that straights can’t decipher. So watch/listen and slay the house down boots or something idk!Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Think You’re the S***? Imma Fart | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 15
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, John and Tyler try a cursed TikTok challenge, read spicy fan fic about gym crushes, and John goes on a rather warranted rant about his sleep doctor. We scream into the void every night in an attempt to remember everything else we discussed but we just can’t, so watch/listen to find out what else we talked about!Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomoneTyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptylerCheck out our Website!https://www.shutupbitchpod.comGot a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us![email protected]About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.
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Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl.If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now. 🎙️ https://www.shutupbitchpod.com
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