We Remade Fast Five 37: Dystopian Matchmakers & Murdered Ponies

Welcome back to Beer Me That Movie for Fast Five #37... again. If you're staring at your podcast app feeling a heavy dose of déjà vu, don't worry—we originally recorded this, but the real world attacked us, the feature film was lost to the ether, and we decided to wipe the slate clean and start over. Today, we are back in the Untappd trenches with five brand new beers and five brand new movie pitches.First, we take a trip back in time to recap last week's fan-voted Vault Feature, Juice Above the Clouds, we dive deep into the expanding "Beer Me That Movie" universe, celebrating the return of the Loggerstani Air Pirates, the Sexy Nun saving the day, and the Nugget Nectar-fueled birth of little chicken John Cena.Then, we fire up Untappd and jump into this week's Fast Five lineup:• A Good Match (Second Ship Brewing): Set 20 years in a dystopian future where women are burned at the stake if they aren't married by 25, a secret underground network of "Good Matchers" risks everything to save them.• Sassy Pony (Gigantic Brewing Company): When a wealthy grand uncle leaves his millions to his pony, a down-on-his-luck caretaker takes the job—only to be thrust into a wacky whodunit murder mystery when the pony turns up dead.• Gravity Plan: The earth is scientifically guaranteed to lose gravity for exactly seven seconds, providing the perfect window for a crew of thieves to pull off the ultimate diamond heist.• Shepherd Warrior (Five Stones Artisan Brewery): The highly anticipated origin story of the BMTM universe's greatest hero—the interdimensional Sexy Nun, born in a manger as a Valkyrie warrior.• Moo at the Moon (Hopfly): A dark conspiracy in Loggerstan where the sun never sets, forcing farmers to work 24-hour shifts while waiting for a mythical blue cow to save them.As always, only four survive. We officially drowned Sassy Pony in the bathtub, leaving the remaining four pitches up to you. Head over to our Instagram right now and vote for your favorite pitch. Don't screw this up—it's democracy, but with beer!👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Take a look at our Friends Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@WishYouWereBeerShowUntil next week... Peace, Punch, Moo at the moon!00:00 - Intro01:48 - Recap: Juice Above The Clouds10:15 - BOTW: Sierra Nevada Citra Little Thing12:10 - Sponsorship Break?14:07 - Beer #1: A Good Match19:51 - Beer #2: Sassy Pony25:03 - Beer #3: Gravity Plan31:28 - Bonus Beer! From The Wish You Were Beer Show Podcast31:59 - Beer #4: Shepherd Warrior38:41 - Beer #5: Moo At The Moon44:22 - Pick Our Next Movie