EPISODE · Dec 1, 2025 · 1H 26M
We Ruined Thanksgiving
from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time
So the audio to episode 100 got damaged and I thought I had already deleted the backup but thankfully I was wrong! So here it is (out of order). Thank you to everyone who has made it possible for us to get to this point, we are eternally grateful to all our supporters! Like, comment, follow, here's to 100 more🍻-jjMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:05 - Poppin bottles for 100 episodes!!!!3:39 - Monetization has changed us6:15 - Release the Ratstein files8:24 - Insulting then apologizing to Drew Barrymore12:08 - Would you let your boy shave your balls?15:27 - Every 7 seconds17:38 - Confronting people who don't tip20:23 - Justin is the best at getting hired24:07 - You thought this segment was extinct30:37 - invest in our dinosaur themed strip club33:28 - Markus suggests the craziest Christmas present idea39:31 - Men are picking up the slack for feminism42:56 - Pause.44:46 - Justin got kicked out of the heckle mic (again)48:17 - The money is already tearing us apart53:48 - How Markus ruined a Thanksgiving57:54 - How Justin ruined a Thanksgiving1:02:14 - How Phillip ruined a Thanksgiving1:06:18 - How WET got it's name1:10:51 - The world needs more hugs1:16:01 - Trump announces 50yr mortgages1:20:41 - Robot litter boxes are taking our jobs1:23:10 - Thanks to everyone who helped us get to 100!______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
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