We took this bit too far

Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs, or legs as long as your fingers? Would you rather sneeze confetti or burp glitter? What 2 animals would combine to make a new one? Would you rather talk to your future, or past self? If you could replace all the grass in the world with anything, what would it be? If you could dispense any condiment from your fingertips, what would you choose? What food does not go with either chocolate or ranch? Would you rather have to hop everywhere on one foot, or crawl everywhere on all fours?