Wednesday, 10.22.25

Thanksgiving is like warmup sex for Christmas. And, you should never go to a party with a ‘loaded chamber.’ Lazlo and SlimFast read the ‘men diagram' for dating apps. What things from back then are now luxuries? We called our attorney and asked him a really important question; Can you wear a penis costume in public? Lazlo places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys talk about the soccer dad that beat up a stealing group of teens, Janelle Monáe saying she can time travel (genuinely), a man who shot a pedophile now running for sheriff, Trump asking 230 million from the Justice Department, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!