Wednesday, Aug. 26: A Serial Defecator, Knife Wound Wednesday, Petty Pet Peeves

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ share the story of Tulsa's viral pooper. The man has been wearing only a thong, shower cap, and face mask with the mouth cut out. (0:00) After it was suggested by a Tribe member, Chaz and AJ introduced "Knife Wound Wednesday" this morning. Plenty of calls, all by men, about their wounds from hunting knives, kitanas, or cheaply-made plastic tools. (6:10)  Two good ones in Dumb Ass News, a realistic re-enactment of Chaz getting high from a single hit, and an Australian man who is losing to a bird diving at his head. (14:32)  Another round of Petty Pet Peeves from the Tribe, covering everything from upcharges at the drive thru, to unnecessary slow-downs on the road, and uncomfortable moaning sounds in the public bathroom. (19:24)