Weed Sperm

Sound Bites "Kids home." "It reduces the bandwidth actually when they're when they're home." "The only problem is she's so into Jesus, like Michelle has to go up to the pool with her and hear about Jesus the whole time." "Did you get the drugs?" "You're all invited to the boat party" "Are you excited that this guy Joe wants to come?" "Weed sperm." "Yeah, she used to stick up the whole condo making can of butter." "He gets worried when I say a nice, sincere thing." "I apologize, goose. I apologize." "I would feel, that would just feel kind of creepy." "OMG, I know your mom." "Halle Berry's gotta be 55, 58. That's pretty old, man. Holy shit." "Elizabeth Shue wasn't, she got more attractive as she got older, I think." "Joan Rivers made a joke once about women getting plastic surgery and every time their mouths getting bigger and bigger until finally they look like something you should be trying to toss a beanbag into." "Jillian Anderson is 56, right? And she's hot as fucking hell." "Oh my god, I'm looking at a picture of Elizabeth Hurley in a fucking bathing suit at age 55. She is fucking gorgeous." "Nicole Kidman." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★