We're Not Opening With Pig Brains in a Hot Pot

Also:• Beat the Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money• Don't Tell Me It Was Will Smith!• I Think There Was Some Donkey in There Too• Little Old Ladies in Frog Costumes• Elaborate on the Provincial and the Bass-Ackwards• Are You Familiar With Skibidi Toilet?• Their Mandarin is Laughably Coarse and Grating• Tomatoes Cooked in Lead-Lined Pans• What Country Isn't a Mixed-Economy Surveillance State?• Extend That Unreality Till You're DeadRecorded April 2, 2026.