We’re on the internet, and we’re made of spiders | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 12

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Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week we talk about John’s traumatic spider experience, give relationship advice to one of our viewers, and open some Pokemon packs! There’s an absolute plethora of things we can’t remember because Tyler’s memory is that of a gnat and John doesn’t really care. Watch/listen to the episode we promise it’s good!!Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our Website!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Got a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠About the Podcast:Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl.If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now.

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