We're riding Jesus

Would you rather have the ability to dance every dance in the world, but you can only whisper... or be able to sing perfectly in any voice, but you can only communicate through song? If your pet could suddenly talk and reveal they've been secretly writing a blog about living with you all these years, what would be the most embarrassing thing they'd probably share? If you had to choose between having spaghetti for hair (that regrows when cut, just like regular hair) or having fingers made of miniature bananas (that regrow when eaten), which would you pick and why? You discover a time machine, but it only works for traveling to random Tuesday afternoons in history. What are you using it for? If you could combine any two people to create a new person, what would you choose and what would you name it? Would you rather have the ability to teleport anywhere but you always arrive doing jazz hands, or be able to fly but only while yodeling? If your shoes could record and playback everything they've walked through, which day in your life would have the most interesting story? You wake up one morning and discover you can understand what plants are thinking, but they're all incredibly sarcastic. Which plant would you most want to have a conversation with? Would you rather have taste buds in your armpits or eyes in the palms of your hands? (Note: the armpit taste buds can actually taste things! If you could replace all the world's door knobs with something else, what would you choose and how would it change daily life?