WET LIVE from Hyenas, Ft. Worth

This is episode 39 of the WET Podcast. Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:01:36 - The boy who called in sick 00:03:46 - Impression Corner - MJ meets Terminator 00:06:36 - Justin's a 1.7 star comedian (according to Facebook reviews) 00:08:38 - Phill's reviews 00:11:31 - Red Lobster's #1 fan 00:14:06 - Pitching the WET movie 00:20:16 - Wet pizza and sloppy steak 00:21:41 - Justin's Journal - Entry 1 00:25:18 - Shout out everyone who came to Hyenas! 00:26:38 - Markus' dinosaur of the week 00:27:48 - Out of the Loop with Phillip Garcia 00:29:20 - WET LIVE 00:32:33 - Breaking the Commandments 00:34:16 - Markus needs a new phone 00:37:16 - Parking and an*l fingering 00:40:45 - 43 acres for huntin' immigrants 00:43:46 - Should you use someone else's bidet? 00:47:46 - Gay baby inflation 00:51:06 - F*ck a towel, we drip dryin' 00:53:42 - Justin was found at the gay bar 01:00:12 - Justin's best accent ever _______________________ Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/ Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/