EPISODE · Aug 30, 2023 · 12 MIN
What A Girl's Job Tells You - Heartiste
from Catholic Mafia · host WRECKONING
Sexual Satisfaction and Long Term Relationship compatibilities of girls with the following jobs: Lawyer – 4/5th erection, don’t be a masochist. HR/PR – 2/3rd erection, 3/4 carat (99% of women) Engineer – 1/4th erection, 5 carat (<0.01% of women) Elementary School Teacher – pure gold, hope diamond. Nurse – 1/3rd erection (full in outfit), cubic zirconia. Scientist – hidden gem, meticulous blowjobs, 3 carats. Stripper – titanium rod, but hide your valuables. Journalist – no personal ethical code whatsoever. Artist – permanent hard-on, cracker jack box ring. CEO – are you kidding? flaccid. why bother? Waitress – 7/8th erection, 1/2 carat. Blogger – make sextape for blackmail insurance, N/A, N/A. Notice: sexual satisfaction and long term potential are inversely related.
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