EPISODE · Jul 15, 2026 · 25 MIN
What Kind of Witch Are You? The Truth About Witch Types
from Delusional Bitch Juice · host Heather Nations
This week: what "types of witches" quizzes actually get right (and wrong), the real history behind the word "witch" — including Salem's actual numbers and the "9 million" myth that isn't true — why Jung thought a witch lives in your subconscious, and why Agatha All Along is basically doing this whole episode on screen. Funny, sourced, no judgment either way.TIMESTAMPS0:00 Open2:32 Welcome + Thesis3:24 Ground Rules4:18 WitchTok by the Numbers7:03 Why Do We Even Do This?8:25 My Hedge Witch Origin Story10:39 Is Maiden, Mother, Crone Ancient?14:17 The Robert Graves Plot Twist17:00 Green/Kitchen/Hedge Witch, Explained18:40 Salem & the Real Witch Trial History22:27 Jung, the Shadow & the Wild Woman24:39 Story Time: Being "Too Much"27:23 Agatha All Along & Pop Culture Witches29:07 Your HomeworkFind us @delusionalwitchjuice. DM your witch type!
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