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Delusional Bitch Juice
by Heather Nations and Chloe Hyde
Why waste time pretending you don’t care about celebrity drama, reality TV meltdowns, and chaotic fashion trends? We fully embrace being delusional, dramatic, and way too invested—so you don’t have to do it alone. Think of us as your group chat that never sleeps: decoding Love Island lingo, rating celebrity feuds like they’re Olympic sports, and oversharing way too much about girl life in the process. It’s unhinged, it’s unserious, and it’s exactly the distraction you’ve been looking for.
Episodes
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Paying Off the Dead: Purgatory, Walking Corpses, and the Price of Salvation
In 12th-century England, a dead man kept climbing into bed with his wife, and the whole street stayed up every night to watch for him. To understand why, we follow the strange medieval debt between the living and the dead: from Cluny’s prayers for souls, to walking corpses at Wharram Percy, to…
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The Weird History of Household Protection: Witch Bottles, Hidden Shoes & Mummified Cats
In 2004, builders in London dug up a sealed bottle from the 1600s filled with urine, bent nails, hair, fingernail clippings and a leather heart with a nail through it. Whoever made it never explained why. For centuries, people across England hid bottles, worn-out shoes, dead cats and carved…
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Victorian Séances: Who Answered When They Called the Dead?
In 1848, according to her mother, an 11-year-old girl in upstate New York clapped her hands at a knocking wall and said, "Mr. Splitfoot, do as I do." And the wall knocked back. Forty years later, her sister walked onto a New York stage and cracked her toe in front of around 2,000 people to show...
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Mabon: The Kidnapped Baby Behind the Fall Equinox
The modern Pagan name for the fall equinox belongs to a Welsh man who was kidnapped when he was three nights old, imprisoned for an unknown length of time, and rescued only because one of King Arthur's impossible tasks required him to handle a magical hunting dog. In 1974, a Pagan writer named...
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The Real Witchcraft Behind Practical Magic: What TikTok Got Wrong
When did Practical Magic stop being a movie and start becoming witch lore? The 1998 film gave us the Owens house, rosemary by the garden gate, midnight margaritas, family grimoires, suspiciously perfect hair, and enough cozy witch imagery to fuel Pinterest for approximately three lifetimes. But a...
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Why Witches Won't Make Moon Water on a Lunar Eclipse
Why is regular full-moon water considered magical, but eclipse water is treated like the LaCroix of chaos? In this episode of Delusional Witch Stews, Heather investigates where our beliefs about full moons, moon water, and “chaotic eclipse energy” actually come from. We’re talking lunar madness,...
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The Strange History of Fortune Telling: From Royal Astrologers to Zoltar
This week on Delusional Witch Juice, I discuss the real history of fortune telling and how the creepy crystal ball fortune teller is way younger than you think. From ancient Chinese oracle bones and Mesopotamian diviners to Queen Elizabeth I’s astrologer John Dee and a celebrity astrologer...
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August 12 Is Cosmic Chaos: Eclipse, Planets & Perseids
This week on Delusional Witch Juice, I discuss why August 12 is being called cosmic chaos—and whether somebody actually left the Lion’s Gate Portal open. From a six-planet parade and New Moon in Leo to a total solar eclipse and perfectly timed Perseid meteor shower, the celestial guest list is…
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The Sinister Past of Garden Gnomes: Elves, Fairies & the Folklore Behind Them
In this episode of Delusional Witch Juice, Heather untangles the weird, messy folklore behind house spirits and the creatures we now casually lump together as “the fae.” From Scandinavian nisse who will apparently commit livestock murder over missing butter, to Scottish brownies who clean your...
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Lammas: The Three Histories Behind the Pagan Bread Holiday
Back with another seasonal sabbat episode! Is Lammas really an ancient pagan bread holiday? In this episode, Heather follows the history from Old English “loaf-mass” and church-blessed bread to Lammas grazing rights, the Irish festival of Lughnasadh, and the story of Lugh’s foster mother Tailtiu....
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Low-Energy Witchcraft: Simple Rituals for Exhausted Days
What does witchcraft look like when you are sick, burnt out, overwhelmed, or simply too tired to feel magical? Heather explores low-energy witchcraft, the pressure to turn spirituality into another productivity system, and the small practices that can still create connection: one candle, one…
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What Kind of Witch Are You? The Truth About Witch Types
This week: what "types of witches" quizzes actually get right (and wrong), the real history behind the word "witch" — including Salem's actual numbers and the "9 million" myth that isn't true — why Jung thought a witch lives in your subconscious, and why Agatha All Along is basically doing this...
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New Moon July 2026: Manifestation, Lunar Planning & My Smoke Detector
This week on Delusional Witch Juice, It's the New Moon in Cancer, July 14, 2026, 2:43 AM PT, so we're setting an intention live on air. But first: where does "manifestation" actually come from (hint: a guy with tuberculosis and a horse), what are the 8 real phases of the moon, and how did...
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Past Lives: Everyone Was Cleopatra, Nobody Was a Peasant
Why does everyone think they were Cleopatra in a past life — and never a turnip farmer? This week: what reincarnation actually means across Hinduism and Buddhism, the University of Virginia psychiatrist who documented 2,500 kids who remembered dying, the very boring brain-science reasons we...
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Litha: The Summer Solstice Name That's Younger Than Your Parents
This week on Delusional Witch Juice, I discuss how the name Litha is younger than you think and the real history of the Summer Solstice is wilder than you think. From ancient Egypt to the Inca Empire to a Swedish midnight skinny dip past a murderous river demon, every culture celebrated the same...
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The Real History of Tarot Cards (A French Pastor Lied)
We are continuing with the pivot from pop culture to witchy solo episodes for this season and this week: the real 600-year history of tarot, the secret society behind the most iconic deck ever made, and the artist who drew every card you've ever pulled — and got paid once, no royalties. Why...
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Beltane History, the Scorpio Full Moon & What the Church Tried to Erase (Witch Era)
After a long break and several rebrands later, DBJ is back, but as Delusional WITCH Juice starting with this episode about the real history of one of the oldest festivals in the Celtic calendar: where the name comes from (scholars genuinely still debate this), why the fires had to be made by...
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58: Charleston Dreams, Lana Del Rey Drama & Taylor’s Sparkly Orange Era
On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Heather reunites with Mikayla, the original DBJ host, for a full-circle catch-up! Mikayla spills all about her big move from St. Louis to Charleston—from gut feelings and woo-girl energies to the realities of moving cross-country as a mom and influencer....
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57: Sydney Sweeney’s ‘Good Jeans’ Backlash, TikTok Growth Hacks, & Love Is Blind in St. Louis
On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Heather is holding it down while Chloe takes some “Marriage Time Off,” bringing in special guest Sofia to spill insider TikTok growth hacks. Learn exactly how she broke out of the 300-view slump, the hashtags and posting times that trigger the algorithm,...
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56: Coldplay CEO Scandal, Sheena Shay’s Cheating Reveal, & Beyond the Villa Breakdown
Chloe’s flying solo this week with a deep dive into the wildest pop culture headlines and reality TV chaos. First up: a Coldplay kiss cam moment exposes a CEO and his head of HR—Chloe breaks down the viral video and the fallout. Then, she reacts to Sheena Shay’s bombshell reveal that Brock…
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55: Bieber Drama, Sweaty Summer Fits, Crypto Charlie Scandal & Our Final Love Island Recap
In this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, we kick things off with some wedding planning chaos (spoiler: nothing is ready), spiral into our thought of summer outfits (why is everything sheer??), and then dive into the Bieber-Hailey drama timeline—because yes, it’s still happening. Then: Love…
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54: Bachelorette Bruises, Medieval Y2K, & Love Island Lingo
On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Chloe recaps her wild bachelorette party weekend—think bruises, breast milk shots, and chaotic bar crawls in Nashville. Then we dive into the rising Medieval Y2K fashion trend and how corsets, velvet, and chainmail jewelry are taking over the summer…
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53: Bombshells, Boob Jobs & Return of the Bandage Dress
We break down week one of Love Island USA and the surprise Survivor crossover, dish hot takes on Paige DeSorbo leaving Summer House, and spiral into the rise of nipple honesty on the internet (Kylie, Alex, Kristen—we see you). From viral beaded sardine bags at TJ Maxx to the great bandage dress...
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52: Labubu Trend, Rhode x E.L.F. Deal & Mormon Wives Recap
On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, I’m flying solo—Chloe had a family emergency, so it’s just me, a jalapeño sauv blanc, and way too many opinions. I talk about my family trip to Destin and how sometimes a vacation isn’t actually relaxing (especially when you’re sharing a house with six...
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51: Point Fest, the NEW Nipple Bra, & GingerTok
On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Chloe reports back from Point Fest with all the chaos, from no-stage-overlap efficiency (hot) to seeing alt rock legends still kicking it from the 90s. We spiral into a full identity crisis over our actual ages (wait… how old are we again?), question the...
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50: Skinny Jeans, Subpoenas, and St. Louis Potholes
This week I’m joined (remotely!) by Chloe after she got fully wrecked by a St. Louis pothole 💀 We talk about the return of skinny jeans (are we mentally ready?), why heatless curls are my personality now, and the terrifying possibility that bump-its might be back. Then we spiral into the whole...
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49: Who Wore It Better and Our Favorite Outfits from the Met Gala
Welcome to another episode of Delusional Bitch Juice! We're diving deep into the outrageous fashion marathon that was the first weekend of May: The Met Gala, Cinco de Mayo, the Derby, and yes, we even got a bit of Star Wars Day action (May the fourth be with you!). Join us as we break down our…
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48: Reality TV Conclaves, Recession-core, & My AI Therapist
What happens in a conclave, and why does it sound like it needs to be our next most watched reality tv show? ChapGPT is becoming my bestie who is a therapist, administrative assistant, and professional gardener. Heather's ChatGPT actually named itself... What is recession-core and why are we kind...
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45: We're Back! Back in Our Corporate Girl Era & Back to Judging Craig
On this episode, Heather and Chole discuss their personal updates, including wedding planning challenges, job transitions, and reflections on reality TV. They share insights on navigating relationships, the creative process behind content creation, and their thoughts on pop culture. What this...
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47: Yelled At By A UPS Man, Vatican Conspiracies & Amazon Cart Confessions
On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Chloe and I recap our chaotic Easter and 420 festivities, including the unhinged moment a man screamed at me in UPS (because of course he did). We get into our current weight loss mindsets and the emotional rollercoaster of wedding planning—spoiler:...
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46: Balloon Sinuplasty, Wearing Our Closet & Katy Perry's Trip to "Space"
On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Heather and Chloe dive into the beautiful mess that is adult life—from barely functioning morning routines to the high-stakes decision of what to wear. They talk outfit planning (because showing up unhinged to work isn’t the vibe), the lingering effects…
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A FORENSICS PODCAST - Episode 44
On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Heather is joined by the fabulous Chloe—content creator, social media engagement queen, and college professor (yes, really!). They spill the tea on Chloe’s wedding plans, why budgeting for a Vogue-level event is totally possible, and how she finesses...
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AN ADHD PODCAST - Episode 43
Returning cohost, Whitney and Heather discuss the following: Recording at the RFC Studio #contentcreators Community Spaces and Amenities #community Summer Recap and Ankle Injuries #clumsy Dealing with ADHD and Mental Health #adhdawareness Sims Addiction and Life Simulations #sims4 Paris Hilton…
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AN OLYPMIC PODCAST - Episode 42
In this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, recorded from a storage unit under challenging conditions, the Heather and Mikayla dive deep into everything related to the Olympics. They discuss memorable events, the equestrian games, the curious logistics behind transporting horses, the construction…
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A CAREER CRISIS PODCAST - Episode 41
Welcome back to Delusional Bitch Juice! It's season three and we're kicking things off with a twist! We're trying remote podcasting—even though we are just seconds away (or 45 minutes babysitting chickens 🐔). 🎙️ In this episode, we chat about: Heather's surprise chicken babysitting gig and her...
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A SUMMER 2024 PODCAST - Episode 40
In this season finale of 'Delusional Bitch Juice'! 🎉 Whitney and I catch up on our crazy May, including family antics and a wild Florida bachelorette party. 😂 We chat about vacation mishaps, exciting future plans, and reflect on our podcast journey with new segments like watch lists. 📺 Dive…
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39: Canned Cocktails, Compulsive Liars, & Confusing Dress Codes
On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, I'm joined by Mikayla, recording from her fabulous new hot girl summer apartment! Mikayla shares her drama about befriending a compulsive liar, while we also complain about confusing dress codes for events like bridal showers and birthday parties. We…
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38: Kim Crawford is a Man, Denver to St. Louis. Living with Boys & EDM
In this episode of "Delusional Bitch Juice," I'm joined by my friend and coworker, Izzy, for a lively discussion covering everything from our work history at H&R Block to the unique challenges of living with boyfriends. We dive into the cultural differences between Denver and St. Louis, comparing...
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37: Navigating Grief, Workplace Challenges, Science Conspiracies and Pop Culture
In this solo podcast episode, I explore a variety of personal experiences and trending topics, from coping with loss to addressing passive aggressiveness at work. I discuss the emotional journey of losing a close friend, offering personal insights and effective coping mechanisms for grief and…
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36: STL Girl Network, Real Estate & Jail Tok
Cohost: Sydne Rensing In this Episode of "Delusional Bitch Juice", I chat with Sydne, the visionary behind STL Girl Network, about her transformative journey from Illinois to St. Louis and the profound impact of her network on the community. We’ll explore her bold move into the real estate sector...
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35: Woman in Wrestling, Rap Battles & Tortured poets - A Deep Dive
In this episode of 'Delusional Bitch Juice,' I'm joined by Taylor Heaton as we dive into an exhilarating mix of topics. We explore Tay's personal journey into the world of indie wrestling, discussing what it’s like for a woman to break into this intense sport. Then, we shift gears to the heated…
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34: Divorce, Fauxchella & Redefining Our Style
In thisepisode of "Delusional Bitch Juice," I sit down with Mikayla to tear down the taboos of divorce with humor and real talk. We unpack the stereotypes that paint divorce as a scandalous affair and Mikayla shares her personal tales of liberation and finding peace within the chaos. We also…
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BONUS: Amputation & Self-Diagnosing
In this BONUS Episode of "Delusional Bitch Juice" , we learn about Body Integrity Identity Disorder which causes people to get healthy limbs amputated. That got us thinking about our own disorders...quick therapy session for this Thursdays bonus episode!
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33: Hikes, Icks, & Zendaya SERVES
$150 at Nordy Rack, a cigarette and a glass of wine later. After ripping off all my nails... But for real, in this episode of "Delusional Bitch Juice", Whitney joins me in to discuss "urban" hiking. What kind of hike is too much hiking and is it about the elevation or the length of a hike that...
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32: The Great British Podcast Episode (w/Shannon)
In this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, I sit down with my friend Shannon who was the first student at Nelly's School of Music. She also is an STL Girl Network Ambassador, a teacher at a Montessori School, and recently went to Scotland and she tells us all about her delusions! We also chat…
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31: Fueled by THC, The Royals, & Cereal
CoHost: Whitney Harrison In this Episode of "Delusional Bitch Juice", we share our St. Patrick's day weekend stories, 90% fueled by THC sodas. We also get into more drama surrounding the The Royal Family, such as The King's fake death, and American Riviera Orchard. Also, Dan Schneider is...
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30: Influencing, The Oscars, & the Kate Conspiracy
CoHost: Mikayla Farwig In this week's episode I am joined by our OG DBJ girlie, Mikayla. She gives us the juicy details on her new apartment and her planners to further her influencer career. We also recap the Oscars, discuss Oscar looks and try to figure out where in the world is Kate Middleton!...
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29: Funemployed, ChatGPT, & Reesa Teesa
CoHost: Ky Herr In this episode, we are joined by my friend Ky, who has extensive knowledge in the marketing industry and shares her experiences going through a transformation phase. We also recap the most 2 recent episodes of Love is Blind and the Who TF Did I Mary series on Tik Tok. We discuss...
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28: Love IS NOT Blind, Year of Yeehaw, & Leap Day
In this episode, I'm joined by our Season 2 regular cohost, Whitney Harrison. 80% of this episode is about Love is Blind so [SPOILER ALERTS]. We are obsessed and have thoughts on all the couples and we rate who we think is likely to stay together. Also, do we really think Chelsea looks like Megan...
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27: Micro Farms, People's Choice, & Fast Cars
CoHost: Meghann I'm joined by my best friend from high school and my MOH #2, Meghann. We reminisce on some wild high school/college stories, as well as discuss Meghann's delusion to own a micro farm. We talk people's choice awards, Scorpio astrology, and our new love for NASCAR. Like, Subscribe &...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Why waste time pretending you don’t care about celebrity drama, reality TV meltdowns, and chaotic fashion trends? We fully embrace being delusional, dramatic, and way too invested—so you don’t have to do it alone. Think of us as your group chat that never sleeps: decoding Love Island lingo, rating celebrity feuds like they’re Olympic sports, and oversharing way too much about girl life in the process. It’s unhinged, it’s unserious, and it’s exactly the distraction you’ve been looking for.
HOSTED BY
Heather Nations and Chloe Hyde
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Why waste time pretending you don’t care about celebrity drama, reality TV meltdowns, and chaotic fashion trends? We fully embrace being delusional, dramatic, and way too invested—so you don’t have to do it alone. Think of us as your group chat that never sleeps: decoding Love Island lingo, rating...
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