what's ur last meal?

Planning out your last meal on Earth gets completely cooked when you realize crumbling a Kraft single over a sloppy joe is the ultimate flex. We are crashing out over girls complaining about tomato texture while drinking boba tea and why taking a girl in heels to Benihana is a massive fumble. Stop acting like you didn't drink cold Chef Boyardee ravioli straight from the can in your childhood garage.-------------------------------------------------Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/-------------------------------------------------TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS0:00 - Intro3:10 - What's ur last meal on Earth6:45 - The Crumbl cookie delivery scam9:15 - Using lactose intolerance as a weapon of war14:30 - McDonald's sausage biscuits with grape jelly20:15 - Cookie cake lasagna and the butt of the bread26:40 - Girls complaining about tomato texture31:20 - Dying from frozen cookie dough in the garage38:50 - Choking on three cinnamon donut holes46:10 - Six Flags fits and King's Island hype51:30 - Taking a girl in heels to Benihana55:45 - Putting a Kraft single on a sloppy joe1:01:20 - Drinking Chef Boyardee ravioli from the can1:04:15 - Proposals in the woods are completely staged