answering the phone as a sex shop employee (What's Your Bit?)

Taking football snaps underneath the lowest object possible and telling customer service reps u love them is how you commit to the bit. Stop acting like you don't spam Monster Mash seventeen times on tuchtunes at the bar while secretly pretending to be a sex shop employee on phone calls with your boys.-------------------------------------------------Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/-------------------------------------------------TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS0:00 - Intro4:01 - What is your bit7:54 - Screaming is that a beer9:46 - Blaming farts on the dog16:07 - Cracking on people with your boys19:44 - Public property fridge leftovers30:33 - Big shoes Kevin at the gym32:35 - Taking football snaps anywhere45:44 - The sex shop employee phone pitch50:26 - Chips and salsa at the Italian restaurant53:50 - Stealing raisins after the salt trick54:39 - Spamming Monster Mash on TouchTunes1:02:11 - Saying mine as well ironically1:13:16 - The McDonald's parfait calorie scam1:17:01 - Holding hands at Catholic church