When Ketchup and Smoothies Should've Stayed Distant Friends

So apparently, Heinz and Smoothie King teamed up to create... a ketchup smoothie. Yep. A ketchup smoothie. Because when I think “refreshing post-workout beverage,” I definitely think tomato condiment.Sherri and I were just trying to figure out who exactly asked for this. Was there a rogue ketchup enthusiast out there blending bottles of Heinz with ice and thinking, “You know what this needs? Corporate backing.”? Look, we love Heinz. We love Smoothie King. But maybe... not together. Like socks and sandals.