when the week gets weird, the weird get high

that sounds like an appropriate title for this episode. yeah yeah that sounds really good considering the past week and everything going down next week. how weird has this week been you ask??? well just today we discuss how snoop dogg of all people has decided to give up the good smoke. we don't believe it. say sike right now snoop. if that right there isn't enough to check your neck for brands and look for an eclipse in the sky i don't know what will. if you get that reference we friends now. you can smoke with us. and when the week gets weird we here at phat dabs get high as fuck and the episode gets funnier. how funny you might ask??? we first start with a few readings from exceptrs of the stories of one talented brother quan millz, author of such classic erotica novels such as this nigga got a small dick and this ho got roaches in her apartment. not to mention the instant classic pastors eat pwussy too. not pussy but pwussy ladies and gentlemen. i suggest that one you be high as fuck for that part and two you listen to this by yourself or with headphones on. do not let your family hear this episode or actually fuck it let them hear that part at least. we here would like to say we have never laughed so hard in our fucking lives and this will be a regular thing. we read so much shit we had to take a munchie run for the good old chicken and waffles to offset some of the weird shit we just read. with munchies in hand we go back to something that would be normal during the thanksgiving season, a charlie brown thanksgiving. another special where we wonder why charlie brown even bothers to interact with these kids. they all suck. this is why i liked calvin and hobbes more. calvin was just a problem to his parents. in between that we observe how not to fry your turkey for thanksgiving. please remember to defrost them and check the volume of oil. see shit like this is why women live longer. we take a look at people doing the dumbest things for your entertainment and wonder aloud why white people always have to throw themselves into cacti. it does not makes sense but we still watch it. we watch terrible national anthems that prove that you will never top whitney houston performance ever. just accept it. we prepare for the upcoming holiday season by accepting that black friday will mostly be a grocery store run this year. it's gotten to this point vai and voe and trust us it doesn't make sense to us either but here we are. and always remember that thanksgiving is not the time for anyone cooking to try new shit you saw on food network. we came for mama or grandma mac and cheese. don't do it to yourself. and we also let everyone know that with the holidays about to be in full swing, check on your friends. let them know you care. some may not have something to be thankful for this year and it's not something to take for granted. no one on this earth is meant to live alone, eat alone, or above all else smoke alone. we also watched yugi oh for the first time ever. we were so lost. but back to that sentimental shit for a second, if you have bowl mates good brothers or family in your life that you care about this holiday season, let them know you're thankful for them and let them know while they around to do so. we sliding into the endgame ladies and gentlemen you gonna need all the smoke and the mates possible. #ijustreadabookcalledthe70yearoldthot #andanothercalledpastorseatpwussytoo #notpussybutPWUSSY #wehvaeearnedourexplicitlabelthisweek #noseriouslycheckoutquanmillzifyouhavenotyet #keepyourheadphonesinthisepisode #begladthiswasntavideoepisode #youwoudn'tbelieveourfacereadingthisshit #thanksgivingcomingup #blackfridaygroceryruns #allmyfriendsgetagrocerycarttofillthisyear #showlovetoyourbowlmatesthisthanksgiving #loveformybowlmatesandgoodbrothers #mandy #guyonthecouch #gorillagripgoblinthatcockandballssammysam #originalgerudo #smokehokage #getyourplatesready #youshouldbesmoking