Where's The Pumpkin?

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail!This is the story of a woman on a mission.Halloween is a fun holiday. Costumes, Candy, and Pumpkins!Yep, you have to have Pumpkins. Carve them. Have them part of your decorations.But what if you can’t afford one of those expensive gourds?I guess you would try to steal one.Our star tried that, but it just wasn’t her day.(The anatomy of one individual in this story sounds unreal, but it is true. I do confess though that I have embellished the anatomy somewhat for the episode.)