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SmartAss Comedy
by SmartAss and BobO
I’ve been a SmartAss for as long as I can remember. My first episode, Where Are My Boots?, tells how I was at the lovely age of five. I was certainly a SmartAss before I was five, but I can’t remember. I asked my parents what I was like before I was five. They told me they had erased that time period from their memory. That didn’t sound good. The future for SmartAss Comedy: I will always Podcast. I love it. YouTube episodes are being written. Who knows what other insanity will come along! No matter what it is, you can be sure my SmartAssness (I like making up new words). will be included. Knowing I have your support “makes my day, every day”. And your financial support helps pay the bills and keeps this podcast rocking.
Episodes
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Don’t Rifle Thru My Stuff
Send us Fan Mail It was quiet that night. People were getting ready for Christmas. Decorations were being put up, holiday music was heard coming from most houses, and Shotgun hated it all.
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Hey Lego®... Up Yours!
Send us Fan Mail When you’re a Kid, you find stupid things to do. Like seeing if an umbrella will be like a parachute when you jump off the garage roof. I tried that. It doesn’t work. Then there’s Legos. Fun to play with. You can make things. Mom and Dad think they’re safe. So go and have some fun.
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There’s Always A Solution
Send us Fan Mail Have you ever been in a situation that was about to make you insane? If you were, you have my sympathy. Because I too was in a situation just like that.
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My Doctor Visit
Send us Fan Mail I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! I have a joke for ya today. Hope you like it.
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It Was Here A Minute Ago
Send us Fan Mail Send a Fan Mail! I woke up around 2:00am the other night to a loud gunshot and someone screaming in pain. It wasn’t until later that day that I found out exactly what had happened.
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Something Is Missing
Send us Fan Mail I think This has happened to just about everyone, at least once. And what is This? It’s the Runaround Game you get when trying to buy something Online and you need help. Right? The other day I was watching a little TV (Actually my TV is very small). A commercial came on hawking a...
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It Just Happened
Send us Fan Mail It’s almost Halloween and I was on my way to Summerville, South Carolina. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. For me it’s the family get togethers, having fun with the kids, watching them going house to house trick or treating like I did those many years ago. But I’m…
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Would You?
Send us Fan Mail There’s a story out of Florida that’s been around for a long time. Is it true? I don’t know. But true or not, it’s a good story. So sit back and enjoy. me
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Duck, Duck, Goose
Send us Fan Mail Way back in time, in ‘nother dimension, I was in Second City’s Children’s Theater. We were getting booked all around Chicago. Kindergartens, Community Centers, places like that. Then one day, we were told that we were just booked on Bozos Circus, live TV?
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I’m Not Dead…..Yet
Send us Fan Mail I'm once again telling a true story of a hitchhiking adventure. I say it's true because it was, so believe it! My experience has been that every hitchhiking ride had at least one event that scared me. This hitchhiking ride had one of those. ATTENTION: The original audio has a few...
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Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just Me?
Send us Fan Mail When the guy who signs your Death Certificate and hands out copies to friends and family, does someone else check to make sure you’re really dead?
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The One Day That Changed My Life Forever
Send us Fan Mail I have hitchhiked a lot and rode with some interesting folks. But there was that one day. It wasn’t humorous. No laughs. It was just intense. But one thing was certain. That one day changed my life forever.
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The Postman Always Screws Twice
Send us Fan Mail When I see the Postman, I think how boring it must be. You drive or walk around, gather up a handful of mail, open a mailbox, stick the mail in, close the mailbox, drive or walk to next delivery spot, repeat. You do that every day except on Sunday. Well, that’s probably true for...
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Mechanized Army High Way
Send us Fan Mail Yep, I have another hitchhiking story. This time it’s during the time of the Vietnam War. Protests were everywhere. The Draft had become the new Lottery Game. The night of the first Lottery Draft Game everyone was tense. In our dorm, we gathered together around an old 12 inch…
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The Long and Close of It
Send us Fan Mail I always loved theatre. It was that love that took me to Second City Workshops in Chicago. The following was one afternoon at Second City for rehearsals. After Cheers ended, Shelley Long took up with Second City in Chicago. I never formally met Shelley Long, though a part of me...
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Evel Knievel Was The Greatest!
Send us Fan Mail I think just about everyone has someone they look up to. I can think of a few people I think are great but could be completely wrong with that assessment because I never met them. Though there is one guy that I finally got to meet. Stick around and I’ll tell you about the time I...
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Goin’ To Kansas City, Kansas City Here I Come
Send us Fan Mail Here I am, on another hitchhiking adventure. This story starts when I’m just outside of Kansas City. I have to say, I never imagined that someone like this driver would pick me up. But he did and what I expected was going to happen turned out to be the exact opposite. Just goes…
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What Ya Smokin'
Send us Fan Mail Hitchhiking is rather boring, you know, standing on the side of a highway with you thumb stuck out like it has some kind of strange substance on it and you’re hoping somebody will stop and wipe it off. That’s how boring it can be. But then there’s always one guy that stops you...
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Got Balls? Walk
Send us Fan Mail There comes a time in a young boy’s life when he is set free. Free to do things he had demonstrated a qualifying maturity to do. Then it all goes to Hell. That happened to me. I went with two friends to Wrigley Field in Chicago. If you aren’t familiar with Wrigley, it is the home...
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Go Find Yourself
Send us Fan Mail Beer, Friends, Urination, Forest, Drunk. You wouldn’t think that combination would go together very well. And you would be correct, and this story is a glaring example. On one particular day that combination not only didn’t go together very well, it was a disaster. By the time...
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Aiding & Abetting
Send us Fan Mail In today’s world it’s hard to find a reputable Nursing Home for a loved one. You just don’t know how they will adjust. Afterall you’re taking them out of their home. The home where they have lived for so many years. You hope that the home you find is like the one they are…
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Bob’s Giddy Up Dick Emporium
Send us Fan Mail This is a Parody of Commercials that claim to fix sexual problems. This Podcast is for entertainment purposes only and makes no claim to cure, diagnose, and or treat any condition, symptom, and or disease. SmartAss Comedy hopes you will enjoy and share this Podcast.
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Willing To Go To Any Length
Send us Fan Mail Sometimes Humans can become obsessed with stuff. Different people, different stuff. Is it their DNA, environment? Who knows? It only becomes a problem when that obsession takes over their life and becomes dangerous to themselves or others. Todays story is about the dangerous side...
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Like I Give A Shit
Send us Fan Mail Sometimes the most unlikely things can be worth a great deal of money. This story is about the one thing that everyone creates, then throws away. Until now it has been a money maker for others who create things that deal with your creation. Things for the ease of throwing your...
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The Tale of A Broken Sway Bar
Send us Fan Mail I had been on the side of the Interstate for hours. My thumb had been out there for so long it was getting sunburn! Finally, a car was stopping or not stopping to end my misery. Fortunately, stopping it was. It was finally a ride after a long day. The more I listened to the car…
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Them You Are
Send us Fan Mail When you reach a certain point in life, your sense of time can get a bit foggy. What you think will happen in the future is usually based on what is happening in your present time. You will say things about what will be in a future time without thinking it through. This can and...
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Fore! Or Was It Five?
Send us Fan Mail When you’re a Kid, adventures happen just about every day. The story of this adventure is that summer’s One In A Million. Me and the Boys started that day like every other start of a summer day. But this day exploded into a “There’s no way this is happening!” day! So, sit back…
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The Ceiling Is Moving
Send us Fan Mail A friend of mine and myself went on a hitchhiking trip. In the middle of it, that’s when it happened. To this day I get creepy feelings every time I think about that trip. You say you are never grossed or creeped out. I don’t believe it. Listen to this story and honestly tell me…
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Stuck In A Motel
Send us Fan Mail Two Stressed-Out People set off for a Weekend Get-A-Way. After arriving at the Motel where they had reserved a room, the festivities began. Everything was going as planned. Then was the consumption of Get-Ya-Goings. Now fired up, the Planned Out Activity List said it was time for…
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The Tube
Send us Fan Mail As I get older and look back on the things we did years ago, I don’t understand how I stayed alive to tell those stories today. Only Kids can turn an apparent fun thing into a death trap. You don’t do it on purpose. It happens because you haven’t been on this Planet long enough…
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Happy Holidays
Send us Fan Mail SmartAss Comedy wants to wish everyone a happy and safe Holiday Season. And may the New Year bring Peace and Good Will to all.
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The Talk
Send us Fan Mail So many things happen to children as they go through the grades while attending school. This is crazy true in the middle grades. That’s the age when kids are starting to physically and mentally change. This story takes place in my school when we were experiencing those changes…
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To Love and Cherish
Send us Fan Mail You fall in love with something you have known all your life. The wedding date is set. The excitement builds but you begin to have doubts. But the doubts go away when you see her, you know this is right. Finally the day is here. In private, you and your Bride are wed. But…
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Inflation
Send us Fan Mail This story is about a guy that was exposed to something at an early age that got bigger and bigger as he grew. And at the same time he grew to love. People that came in contact with him thought he was a Nut Job. Let me know what you think after you listen to his story. If you...
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The Keys To Freedom Lost
Send us Fan Mail Want to make a Great Day Go to Hell? Lose your Car Keys in a lake, river, ocean, or any body of water. That should do it. That’s what happens in this story. But is there a happy ending? Find out in this Podcast! If you enjoyed this story, there are more stories here and more to...
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Some Clown Kicked Us Out
Send us Fan Mail What was to be a fun day became unfun. I blame myself. Once again being my SmartAss self ruined the day for my wife and young daughter. At least it was free.
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Where's The Pumpkin?
Send us Fan Mail This is the story of a woman on a mission. Halloween is a fun holiday. Costumes, Candy, and Pumpkins! Yep, you have to have Pumpkins. Carve them. Have them part of your decorations. But what if you can’t afford one of those expensive gourds? I guess you would try to steal one.…
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World Toilet Day
Send us Fan Mail A toilet. It’s a simple device. Why should it be celebrated? Because until you need one, you won’t know how important they are. This Podcast highlights a couple of situations where you really need a toilet. Celebrate Toilets. In the end, you will always need one.
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Work Is Boring
Send us Fan Mail Go to work , , , Leave work . . .Everyday. How boring is that? Now imagine doing that every day for 20 years! Do you just stop going to work and hide? You would also have to hide from family, friends! You would be Running Away! Hold on Antsy Pants. Don’t put on your running shoes...
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Where Are My Boots?
Send us Fan Mail Do you remember Kindergarten or Preschool? I do and there’s one particular incident that I’ll never forget. I think it was the first time I went public with getting in trouble. I don’t know about you, but sometimes I see things that could become hysterical if done the right way....
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The Game
Send us Fan Mail Hitchhiking, will you live or die. That’s the bottom line. I did a lot of hitchhiking back in the 70’s. It was an adventure. This story is about one of my friends and I getting a ride for one part of a trip. There’s only one word that describes that trip . . .Scary!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
I’ve been a SmartAss for as long as I can remember. My first episode, Where Are My Boots?, tells how I was at the lovely age of five. I was certainly a SmartAss before I was five, but I can’t remember. I asked my parents what I was like before I was five. They told me they had erased that time period from their memory. That didn’t sound good.
The future for SmartAss Comedy: I will always Podcast. I love it. YouTube episodes are being written. Who knows what other insanity will come along! No matter what it is, you can be sure my SmartAssness (I like making up new words). will be included.
Knowing I have your support “makes my day, every day”. And your financial support helps pay the bills and keeps this podcast rocking.
HOSTED BY
SmartAss and BobO
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I’ve been a SmartAss for as long as I can remember. My first episode, Where Are My Boots?, tells how I was at the lovely age of five. I was certainly a SmartAss before I was five, but I can’t remember. I asked my parents what I was like before I was five. They told me they had erased that time...
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SmartAss Comedy is created and hosted by SmartAss and BobO.
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