White Trash and Nerds

What two better representations of what white people have given, culturally, to this shithole country? Trailer trash and DnD. Other people, other folks, you know who I'm talking about, they go on and invent beautiful music, baseball, different kinds of masalas and asadas, and they do cool shit to their cars. Everyone else smells good. Hey, you ever notice that? Of all the races and ethnicities, white people smell the least interesting. White people smell like a gasp of air on a cold day. We smell like when you first open a clean dishwasher. We smell like, white people smell like, we smell like the question "when was the last time I changed the air filter?" You know what I mean? We smell like abstract chores you remember every three months.