Who Brought a Monkey to Lake Michigan?

Also:• One of the Quasi-Protagonists, Although He's a Douchebag• I Get Light-Headed and Itchy• What is This, a Zaphod Beeblebrox Universe?• That's the Shit I Thought Bossa Nova Saved Us From• The Shock Completely Annihilated Her Brain• Famously, a Show About Nothing• A Genius Doing Insufferable Microtonal Music• I'm Going to Crucify You at the Stake!• Written From, To, and For a Depressive Stupor• The Sheeple Part of My Brain and the Prayer it MakesRecorded February 21, 2025.