Who Should Really be Spayed?

We most definitely aren't within the animal limits on post. If I was to jump on this bandwagon, my furbabies would identify as humans. Petey believes he popped from my meatbox as every night he tries climbing up into my uteral region. Snuggles way too close. Not sure about yours, but our pets cost way too much joyfully, and if we could, we'd write them off on our taxes! We gladly use our entitlement, and take those military discounts at Petsmart, but our dependa-ness stops there. Not for many though. We get the dependapotamus nickname because of many spouses screaming self pity and me me me everywhere! Cue the pteredactyl sounds!