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Hot Mess Mil MomS
by Hot Mess Mil Mom
Bringing you the drama and comedy of being a military spouse and parent! Navigating the Army life with all it rogers, dependas, and f$ckery. We are here to make YOU feel normal. Check us out every week as I laugh it up with my co-host Veronica aka Ms. Biteyofaceoff!
Episodes
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Eat, Drink, Spill the Tea, Repeat
Today's episode is all about self care. We could just say yoga, face masks, moisturize, and daily walks work, but there are so many options. We exercise self care in many ways, and want to share our methods with the world. We k!ll things, cut things, drink the fermented juice, and enjoy every...
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FAFO Freestyle-Cycle
After much technical dificulties, we bring you our part deux update on the blow in the low country. Charities gone wrong, parenting hells, and two hot messes trying to fight the internet! Some of the episode unfortunately was cut short, but we are not pros, and are too broke to hire some!
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Volun-Tell from Hell
Volunteering can be the most rewarding task to do. Helping your community, enriching lives, putting positivity and good faith out into the universe are all benefits from giving a little or a lot of your time and energy. Even more important is being a dignified volunteer coordinator. It is…
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Spouse Privilege Card
The military life is full of ups and downs. There are tribulations that families face, but the Army compensates with tax free Michael Kors bags and a Starbucks around every corner. We could list every privilege given to the military families, but we would be here all day, and frankly, we have...
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Ice+Wine=Hydration
It has been a long couple of weeks. Difficult to do a podcast when you have NO VOICE! Luckily my cohost is still alive. We are back, and hopefully all feeling 100%. For today's episode it is catching up with the he// of unpacking everything. Whether it is new schools, new friendships, new...
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Dependa 2028
In light of the recent mass changes, and liberties being taken with a swift movement of a pen...... we wanted to reflect on the imaginary executive orders we would take in our lives as dependas. It was suprising how our minds really wandered with this task, but we were able to narrow it down to...
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Back to the future!
We are back after a long holiday, moving, flooding, and military mom disasters! It is now 2025, and let us tell you....... we have not enjoyed the trial run! We definitely want a refund! This week we catch up with the hellacious sh!t shows that have been our past weeks, and give our solemn pinky...
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Stuff Mom's Stocking
Mom is the real Santa. So why isn't my face on a Coca Cola truck? Momming is difficult everyday. The holidays amp up the difficulty. Shopping, cooking, planning, everyday duties, traveling, and making sure everyone has their wants and needs met are all stressful duties that seem to land on us as...
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My Elf Wears Camo
Santa Baby, just make the world revolve around me, and my needs! Well, it is December. We are no longer considered crazy for having our trees up. Our homes are shiny with red and green like the Griswolds! Kids expect miracles every morning from that creepy little elf doll. Similarly, families...
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AITA? I Wish!
To be a bitch or not be a bitch? That was Shakespeare's real question I think! Whether it is gus fraba, woosah, or counting to a million, we all have different ways of keeping ourselves calm. What may work for one, does not always work for another. Everyday we meet Karens and Kens. Temptations…
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Mo Paint, Mo Problems
Just because you're an adult, doesn't make you honest. Mean Girls, Heathers, Scary Movie, and all 90's and 80's movies taught us that high school is tough. Bullying is a rough patch that at a minimum 75% of kids face at least once in their lives. Today it is beginning earlier in life. Elementary...
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When the Army Lies on It's Resume
Before you sign on to a task or commit to something, you want to do your research. Before joining the Army or becoming an Army spouse, you talk to a recruiter. You also watch movies or shows or Google some points. Or you do something else entirely. You soon discover, after signing that red…
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New State. Who Dis?
We are back after a missed week. This was due to extreme amounts of Gatorade and chicken soup. Veronica braved the PCS drama! Join us as we catch up on our parenting hell, favorite screenshots, mover drama, and general f$ckery of the week. Excuse the technical difficulties as we venture into new...
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Tony Montana's Guide to Being a Dependo
First you get the soldier, then you get the Tricare, then you get the Charger! We all face the daunting battle of who has it harder. Does a SAH parrent or a working parent face more struggles? Women especially, will tear each other apart on a social media post over this topic. Well, we are not...
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I'd like to buy a vowel!
I'll take Army jibberish for $500 Alex! There are acronyms for almost everything. They are used to abbreviate, save time, save energy, save ink, whatever else is needed to save! If you do not understand what they mean, they are completely useless. As we nod and smile while our soldiers talk, we…
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I Don't Speak Hooah
Army is a language all in it's own! You wanna be supportive, and listen. What do you do when you have no clue what they are talking about? Just nod and wave. Smile and look pretty haha! There are things we have to know, such as unit or phone numbers, but there are things we really do not need to...
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Not So Secret Lives
It's the not so secret lives of dependa wives today! Reviews and reactions are important. There are many sites out there with business reviews. We look, read, and make judgements based on these reviews. Whether you are researching the next base to move to, because you are delusional or fresh and...
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Holding It Down Like A PCS Sticker
It's been a rough week for us hot mess moms! This week's episode was one of no scripts, and just chatting about life! Our highs and lows in the military, some laughable screenshots of the week, and just random giggles about the fuckery of life. Enjoy our laid back time, and much needed R & R!
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Scrubs, PJs, or Pantsuits?
When we were kids, we hated being told what to do. Teachers, coaches, parents, and all adults had rules, lessons, advice, and guidance instructing us on how to live life. They gave us this instruction from the moment we woke to the time we ended our day. Now as adults, we have no clue what to do...
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On Tuesdays We Wear Green!
Volunteering in the military ie the FRG’s, much like democracy, spandex, and the Facebook, things began with good intentions, and then it’s just spiraled downhill and ended with Kamala/ Trump, one size fits all, and spouse groups. Whether you watched Army Wives or watched Mean Girls, you are…
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Who Should Really be Spayed?
We most definitely aren't within the animal limits on post. If I was to jump on this bandwagon, my furbabies would identify as humans. Petey believes he popped from my meatbox as every night he tries climbing up into my uteral region. Snuggles way too close. Not sure about yours, but our pets…
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Spousing Ain't All Beer and Skittles
Ain't Banboozlin' Ya! We had a hog killin' time making this episode just chewing the fat about the clusterfuck of why everybody wants to be in charge of the most meaningless of haberdasheries, the dangers of addle headed postal workers, and why people get so ackocked when their identities are...
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Financed, Feral, and Never Fixed
This week was definitely proof that we are hot mess moms! From family busting in, to shit face Disney time, to the houses falling down around us. That's just part of life though not just as military spouses, but as parents in general. Join us as we bullsh!t about handling the bills, how we track...
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Hurricanes And Hustles
Mayday Mayday! You must panic, but there's no emergency! This is only a test! Welcome back to another week of our hot mess military life of parenting, trolling, spousing, and fuckery. We picked our favorite posts. We wanna know why Zuckerberg won't let us cuss. We are praying for those affected…
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Just Marry A Soldier!
Things are always a little different in the military whether you're grocery shopping, in the PTO, or scrolling through social media. Today I return to the podcast world with a fabulous co-host to discuss the drama and funny side of being a milspouse with all its fuckery!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Bringing you the drama and comedy of being a military spouse and parent! Navigating the Army life with all it rogers, dependas, and f$ckery. We are here to make YOU feel normal. Check us out every week as I laugh it up with my co-host Veronica aka Ms. Biteyofaceoff!
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Bringing you the drama and comedy of being a military spouse and parent! Navigating the Army life with all it rogers, dependas, and f$ckery. We are here to make YOU feel normal. Check us out every week as I laugh it up with my co-host Veronica aka Ms. Biteyofaceoff!
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