Who Wishes To Taste From My Kettle Of Crap?

Jason's family is in a rut, but it's a fun rut? It's vacation time, after all!Since he didn't trust his kids to talk him down from a panic attack 100 feet in the air, he instead trusted them to go on that ride by themselves. And it went pretty well! He also blamed his Switch 2 announcement woes on a certain Cheeto-faced racist dullard, making him a miserable pile of secrets for at least a day. We leave you with this might-as-well-be-a-quote from his exasperated kids, having ridden a Ferris wheel without him, explaining why they never waved back at him:"We were looking at things that were inspiring, dad, not you."Sunrise... sunset.