Why Getting Dressed Feels like a Personal Attack

You've heard of apples, pears, bananas… but have you ever been personally victimized by a body type named after fruit? In this episode, Dawn takes you down her hilariously exhausting journey through every fashion framework on the internet — fruit shapes, color seasons, Kibbe types, essences, and more.With personal stories, questionable outfits, and a few spirals triggered by Pinterest, Dawn reveals the moment she realized she doesn’t need strangers to tell her who she is — especially not when it comes to her closet. Naturally, her inner nag Carol has opinions about all of it.If you've ever stood in front of your closet wondering why your favorite shirt suddenly looks like betrayal — this one’s for you.