WHY IS THIS STILL HAPPENING

It's time for an old-fashioned dose of your friends Dan and Maureen losing their minds in real time! Dan has had a legitimately terrible few weeks, so its just no guests, mics on, and GO. It's time to talk coping, healthcare, fake Time Magazine covers, rubbing your school bus driver's shoulders as you careen down a hill, the latest scandals at Disney's Hall of Presidents (complete with EXCLUSIVE SAYS WHO SOURCES)--you know all the stuff you'd expect in this, the darkest timeline. Plus, Maureen thinks up a new revenue stream because Blue Apron never called, Dan has trouble with his Alexa, and WHAT IS LURKING IN MITCH MCCONNELL'S CHIMNEY??? It's just you, the moon, and Says Who. We're all in this together. SHOW NOTES: Read an excerpt from Truly Devious, Maureen's new book, coming January 16, 2018 See Maureen live on stage with Mark and Hal at the Philadelphia Podcast Festival on July 21! Trump's watch strap situation is truly horrific Dat ass Disney denies reports of trouble at the Hall of Presidents. Our sources say otherwise! Robot Obama has something inspiring to tell you Your Intrepid Hosts: Maureen Johnson and Dan Sinker Our awesome theme is courtesy of Ted Leo. Says Who's Logo was made by the one and only Darth Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho