EPISODE · Feb 19, 2026 · 11 MIN
Why You’re a "Rawgabbit" Stuck in an Ad-Filled World | TITR 1040
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Hello, meatbags! 🤖Welcome to Episode 1040 of This Is True Really News, where the facts are real (mostly) and the cynicism is high-octane. Today, Scott Combs and Tony Verkanis dive into the linguistic dumpster to resurrect words you didn't know you needed, like "blatherskite" and "kerglaf."If you feel like your brain is a sponge soaked in Tide Pod juice, you aren't alone—you’re just a vital organ in the American economy. We’re breaking down how the advertising industry took over our DNA and why movie trailers are actually called "trailers" (hint: humans have always hated being sold to).In this episode:The Word Warrior’s Resurrection: Why we should all start using "Rawgabbit" and "Pocky" in everyday conversation.The $1 Trillion Ad Trap: You aren't the customer; you're the product. Also, watch out for your webcam.The Bean Monger Wedding: How one "entitled bridage" decided a local coffee shop was the perfect place for a free, unannounced pop-up wedding.Florida Man's Victory Lap: A 120-mph chase that ended in a gas station doughnut performance. It’s not a getaway; it’s rhythmic gymnastics in a Cadillac.All the news you’re about to hear is true... really. As far as you know.📧 Got a story? Email us: [email protected]👍 Like, Subscribe, and Follow for your weekly dose of satirical reality.💬 Leave a comment: Are you more of a Blatherskite or a Rawgabbit?#Satire #Podcast #FloridaMan #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #FunnyNews #MarketingSecrets #VocabularyConnect with the Show:
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Hello, meatbags! 🤖Welcome to Episode 1040 of This Is True Really News, where the facts are real (mostly) and the cynicism is high-octane. Today, Scott Combs and Tony Verkanis dive into the linguistic dumpster to resurrect words you didn't know you needed, like "blatherskite" and "kerglaf."If you feel like your brain is a sponge soaked in Tide Pod juice, you aren't alone—you’re just a vital organ in the American economy. We’re breaking down how the advertising industry took over our DNA and why movie trailers are actually called "trailers" (hint: humans have always hated being sold to).In this episode:The Word Warrior’s Resurrection: Why we should all start using "Rawgabbit" and "Pocky" in everyday conversation.The $1 Trillion Ad Trap: You aren't the customer; you're the product. Also, watch out for your webcam.The Bean Monger Wedding: How one "entitled bridage" decided a local coffee shop was the perfect place for a free, unannounced pop-up wedding.Florida Man's Victory Lap: A 120-mph chase that ended in a gas station doughnut performance. It’s not a getaway; it’s rhythmic gymnastics in a Cadillac.All the news you’re about to hear is true... really. As far as you know.📧 Got a story? Email us: [email protected]👍 Like, Subscribe, and Follow for your weekly dose of satirical reality.💬 Leave a comment: Are you more of a Blatherskite or a Rawgabbit?#Satire #Podcast #FloridaMan #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #FunnyNews #MarketingSecrets #VocabularyConnect with the Show:
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