Wisdom On How Jesus Might Have Had India Syndrome.....and other religious thoughts

Blah Blah Blah, how dare you, blah blah blah, sacrilege, blah blah blah.  I know I know.  Get over it.  If me being skeptical over a suss af dude who had a suss af story in an already suss af religion which doesn't follow and/or go against literally everything that the original branch of the religion is about is the worst thing I've done in my short life, then heaven gonna be easy peasy af to get into. Imagine getting sent straight into the fiery depths of hell for having pre-marital sex.  Couldn't be me.  Go on, think about all the rules you broke in your life so far and consider how chances are, if your god is the real one, you were probably going to hell from the start.  No amount of praying and repenting gonna save ya fool self.  Once the revelation apocalypse happens and you see me calmly floating up into the heavenly gates while you are to suffer in eternal damnation, don't come crying about how "But he was skeptical of jesus ugu!!".  Nah, you screwed.  Bye Felicia. Also the name of the very interesting podcast the inspired the topic is called: Astray It's an iHeartRadio hosted podcast.