Wisdom on Why Cats are Superior to Dogs

Screw Dogs. I said it. And I dont give af what cope you come up with for why those filthy stinky pooping barking unevolved lower intelligent organism deserve my respect. Are they cute? Sure, but sure are ALL Reptiles, Birds, and Mammals. Even snakes can be cute. So what makes a dog special? Nothing. I might as well get a goat. A goat is just as much maintanace and as noisy as a dog. Go on. Come up with something. You can't. Dogs suck. We all know it. You know it. I know it. Your neighbor who has to deal with your annoying af barking dog throughout the night knows it. The city who has to deal with the insistant stench of the dogs pee and poo knows it. The innocnet bystander who stepped in a steamy pile of dog turd with their brand new shoes knows it. EVERYONE KNOWS IT. So stop. Just stop trying to compare that trash to cats. You will lose every time.