With a Massive Schlong, What Could Go Wrong in a Zombie Apocalypse?

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're planning for the inevitable zombie apocalypse because apparently we think we'd survive longer than five minutes.We dove deep into survival strategies, discussed plans for the first 72 hours, debated the different types of zombies (fast vs slow, smart vs stupid), and honestly assessed our completely useless skill sets for the post-apocalyptic world. One of us isn't going to make it. But naturally, we found ways to monetise the apocalypse. We discussed fighting zombies for profit (because capitalism never dies), the booming market for zombie porno flicks (someone's got to entertain the survivors), and our groundbreaking idea for zombie dance shows. Because nothing says "end of civilization" like choreographed undead entertainment. Also Chloe unsuccesfully pitched her skill set to join any survivor community. The delusion is strong with this one.Warning: Contains unrealistic survival confidence, questionable business ventures involving the undead, and enough zombie-related entrepreneurial schemes to concern actual apocalypse preppers. Also, we're definitely dying first.