Woke 1.0

Remember when everybody was too woke to sleep?  It’s OK - that was just Woke 1.0 - a crazy time in Donkey politics and the national coalition of the unhappy.  Woke kids were everywhere, but the commie caucus was still confused over what to think and what to say!  Like, which car air freshener to go with?  The pine tree or the skunk? I’d pick the one that doesn’t smell like a burning hospital!  How about you?   Woke 1.0 was also the time Donkey people started selling their bath water on the internet.  But that one washed out pretty fast once the nausea stopped!  During Woke 1.0 we even lost the ability to tie our shoes or hand write our own name.  And that’s not all. Woke 1.0 was the time everybody started worrying about men, who were naturally stinky of course, just like always, and way too invested in meat, beer and ball.  Look, even the runt of the litter should get to go to the misogynist parlor.  But none of that works for the correct people.  That's when Wife Supremacy took over and masculinity took it in the shorts! That was Woke 1.0 - and it’s not over yet!  That’s the way we Otis - I’ll see you at the peace march.  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.