World's Worst Water Parks, Vacation-Guilt & Volcano-Surf World Record 😂🌴 | Sunburnt Podcast Ep. 24

Ace of Base hitches a ride to Applebee's, six imaginary water-parks go straight to OSHA-jail, and a guy literally surfs down an active volcano at 28 mph. Welcome to Episode 24—118 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 • Blue Note Waikiki) and packed tighter than sunscreen in a carry-on. Why hit "Play"? 🚗 Ace of Base "Uber" Story – strangers pile into Chip's car and pay cash for Dollaritas. 💦 6 Worst Water Parks in America – from James Cromwell's Crazy Crawdad Creek (zero slides, Olympic-lap only!) to Aunt Flo's Tubes of Terror. 😬 Vacation-Guilt Stats – 88 % of U.S. workers get PTO, nearly half won't use it. Unlimited-PTO = corporate Jedi mind-trick. 💤 Nightmares vs. Perfect-Dream Let-downs – why waking from bad dreams feels fantastic. 🎬 Save Theatrical Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meetups for the Naked Gon reboot (Sat Aug 2) + horror two-fer Together & Weapons. 🦜 Jimmy Buffett Deep-Cuts – seaplane crash survival & Jamaican bullet-holes (Bono was on board!). 🥥 43 Coconuts Smashed with a Forehead – Pakistan's Mohammed Rashid sets a bruising one-minute record. 🌋 Volcano Surfing at 27.96 mph – Chase Boehringer rides ash in rural Mexico, slams a rock wall, soaks in glacial water, feels great. 🦃 Join Us in Waikiki – two comedy shows, nine-day beach hack; tickets at SunburntPodcast.com. Hit play for PTO pep-talks, SPF-50 laughs, and enough island energy to melt Buzz Bixby's high-voltage splash-zone. 🎧 New episodes every week — Subscribe & Get Sunburnt Chapters 00:00 Ace of Base "Uber-to-Applebee's" Cold Open 00:38 118-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise Invite 03:37 Article: Six Best Water Parks in West Virginia 04:42 Building the 6 Worst Water Parks List 06:26 #6 James Cromwell's Crazy Crawdad Creek 07:42 #5 Broken Waters (Pregnancy-Theme) 08:35 #4 Buzz Bixby's All-Electric Waterworld 09:52 #3 "Please Subscribe" Water Park 10:10 #2 Saint Nick's 28 °F Super Slide 10:57 #1 Aunt Flo's Tubes of Terror 11:53 Vacation-Guilt & PTO Stats (Pew 2024) 18:18 The Unlimited-PTO Trap & Productive Rest 22:57 Murder-Nightmares & Waking Relief 27:10 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings: Naked Gon 30:25 Meetup Details & Theater Hangouts 32:10 Horror Picks: Together & upcoming Weapons 34:43 Jimmy Buffett: Seaplane Crash & Jamaica Gunfire 42:06 Guinness World Records Segment Intro 42:58 43 Coconuts Head-Smashed in 1 Minute 44:55 27.96 mph Volcano-Surf Speed Record 47:28 Wrap-Up & "Stay Burnt" Front-Desk Bit #sunburntpodcast  #comedypodcast  #travelcomedy  #waterparks  #hawaiianshirt  #comedyfilms  #jimmybuffett  #guinnessworldrecords  #thanksgivinginparadise  #vacationvibes  #iamone        Ask ChatGPT