Worst HAKE Ever | Thu 1-29-26

Hake got caught not paying attention. 🙈 Long calls with ICE incident critics, two Brians. Black Americans. Alex Pretti. Ashli Babbitt. Iran is Iraq?The Hake Report, Thursday, January 29, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:03:38) Patience? NOT!(0:04:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! Teeth tee!(0:06:37) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Punchie Penguin(0:12:09) W7: Jesus is not God billboard(0:15:36) W7: FE. Copernicus. I’m not angry. You’re not paying attention!(0:18:20) 📞 BRIAN, NOLA: ICE doing too much. How about Jacob Frey?(0:26:48) B: New Orleans crime…(0:34:49) B: Silliness of…(0:40:50) B: Trump(0:42:21) 📞 BRIAN, STL, MO, 1st: Domestic. Iran=Iraq. Gulf of Tonkin. WWII.(0:46:58) B: ICE distraction from Iran. Alex Pretti. Executed!(1:04:15) B: Iran.(1:10:10) B: Canada, Denmark, free healthcare.(1:15:43) 📞 DAVID, TX: ICE incident. Alex Pretti.(1:25:03) D: Ashli Babbitt, J6’ers had no business. Renee Good.(1:28:12) 💬 Coffees: Greggatron, Cesar, Terri(1:31:21) 💬 Popcorn: Police state, right or left?(1:37:05) 💬 Coffees: Bernie Mac… Brian forgive mama; Supers…(1:40:29) 🙇 Sorry, W7! 💬 Supers… Bibby(1:44:45) Callers’ audio not working on Hake’s end…(1:48:20) 💬 Supers(1:49:10) 💬 Supers(1:52:23) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Worst episode!(1:54:00) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/29/hake-thu-1-29-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/29/jlp-thu-1-29-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChutePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe