WOTW - High Speed, One-Hit Wonder, Killer Katrina Kitzman

I don't know why people were fighting in a church parking lot at 3am but Katrina decided to break it up (literally) by attempting to run them over. Instead she ran over a cop, injuring his legs. Thankfully he'll be OK. Katrina on the other hand, 7 charges later won't be OK because she's going to jail. Unless you consider having to poop in front of people being OK. I sure don't. And that's why Katrina Kitzman is our Weenie of the Week!