Wrong-Way Waymo, Beloved Bar's Baculum Stolen, and A Sweet Potato Up the Rectum

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:08) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:25:24) AI In 2026: Beware of Nefarious People Using It for All The Wrong Reasons (00:31:35) Fortune Teller Predicts A Client Would Lose Something–Then Stole Their Phone (00:36:51) How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Get Naked, Assault a Deputy While ‘Trying to Be a Mermaid' (00:38:54) Passenger Jumps Out Of Self-Driving Vehicle After It Stops On Rail Track With Approaching Train (00:44:35) Lesson of the Day: Don't Put a Live Leech in Your Bladder (00:49:15) Beloved Walrus Penis Stolen from New Jersey Restaurant (00:55:42) Surgeons Gobsmacked When Man Shows Up With 7” Sweet Potato Stuck In His Butt (01:03:17) Ask Pancho (01:15:06) Insane Game Show (01:34:02) Coming Next Episode (01:40:39) Closing There's been plenty of stupidity from wayward Waymos having minds of their own with helpless riders fending for themselves. And now we have a Waymo in Arizona that identifies as a train...and decides to drive on the tracks...with an oncoming train approaching. The passenger, who actually has the ability to think cognitively, makes a run for it. A customer at a Camden, NJ bar made a run for it, with the bar's "conversation piece"... a walrus baculum...or plainly stated, a "penis bone". Wonder what kind of conversation that person will be having? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is beyond elated that the new year begins with a stupid man from China who tried to bake a 7" sweet potato in his colon. A failed attempted removal by doctors included the use of a wine corkscrew.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Yes, Those Big Touchscreens In Cars Are Dangerous & Buttons Are Coming Back!AI In 2026: Beware of Nefarious People Using It for All The Wrong ReasonsFortune Teller Predicts A Client Would Lose Something–Then Stole Their PhoneHow DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Get Naked, Assault a Deputy While ‘Trying to Be a Mermaid'Passenger Jumps Out Of Self-Driving Vehicle After It Stops On Rail Track With Approaching TrainLesson of the Day: Don't Put a Live Leech in Your BladderBeloved Walrus Penis Stolen from New Jersey RestaurantSurgeons Gobsmacked When Man Shows Up With 7” Sweet Potato Stuck In His ButtWe've also got a couple of people who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice on how to deal with an 8-y/o boy who only wants to eat pizza...all the time, and a wife who wonders if she should tell her military husband that his friend was hitting on her a few weeks before he was to return from duty. Test your lack of stupidity against Pancho with this week's Insane Game Show and see of you can do better than Pancho!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.