X-Men (2000)

Get ready to turn your least favorite U.S. Senator into goo, because your two favorite genetic freaks Maisie and Tim are back and cornier than ever to fling ourselves back to the groovy year of 2000 to discuss [DIRECTOR REDACTED]'s "X-Men"! And this movie's got everything, the mutant X gene, the mutant ex, Jean, and some huge jacked men with scary bones! So sit down, pop in some headphones, stick a dang lollipop in ya mouth and listen to two jiblets gab on about Ian McKellan's hand-work as well as the inevitable heat death of the universe, a phenomenon ever-approaching and completely unstoppable. Is this a musical episode? Stop asking!