小酌怡情大酌你就变身段子手，盘点国外网友喝醉后那些糗事

俗话说，小酌怡情大酌伤身。平时喝点小酒有助于身心的愉悦，但是喝醉后，很容易闹出笑话，今天我们看下外国网友在喝醉时闹得笑话。 New Words: deny [dɪ'naɪ] v.否定，否认；拒绝; literally ['lɪt(ə)rəlɪ] adv.差不多；简直； dude [d(j)uːd] n.男人，小伙子 prom [prɒm] n.毕业舞会（通常在高中学年即将结束时举的行正式舞会或聚会） obese [ə(ʊ)'biːs] adj.肥胖的，过胖的 penguin ['peŋgwɪn] n.企鹅； -I wasn’t that drunk. I drove myself home. -Dude. don't even try denying it -..? -I drove you home while you drove with a paper plate.. -Oh. I thought that was a dream -Idiot. -我没那么醉。我开车回家。 -伙计。别想否认 -…？ -我开车送你回家的时候你开着一个纸盘… -哦。我以为那是个梦。 -白痴。 -LUKE! I've lost my PHONE!! -Babe? -I can't find it anywhere, I literally had it a second ago, now it's gone!!! -What are you doing right now?? -Texting you??? -.. I'm dating an idiot -Hey!!! -卢克！我的手机丢了！！ -宝贝？ -我在哪都找不到，我前一秒还有，现在它不见了！！！！ -你现在在做什么？？ -发短信给你？？？？ -…我在和一个白痴约会 -Why did u try to kiss me at prom? -I kinda was a lttle drunk...did I do anything else weird??? -You called me an obese penguin. -..That actually sounds like me. -你为什么要在舞会上吻我？ -我喝得有点醉…我还做什么糗事吗？？？？ -你叫我胖企鹅。 -…听起来真像我。