Yearning For the Mines

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We begin our story, as we often do, in a small town. Turns out, small towns are the easiest place for odd stuff to happen without drawing too much attention. Well, in this case, it’s not exactly a small town. It’s a little mining community in the middle of snow stricken lands. As we all know, the children yearn for the mines. One of these miners is about 12, but fret not, he’s been doing this job for about 6 or 7 years now, so he’s very experienced. He’s got the black lung of a much older man. However, the machinery malfunctions, causing a small explosion. While there are only minor injuries, it is quickly apparent that the miners have been stricken with some sort of illness. Seems like just a normal case of the flu…until all the bleeding, and pulsating pustules. Why is there a child in this mine? What is this mysterious illness? What does it do to the body? Is there any way to contain it? Why should you never mess with a man’s copy of Goodnight Moon? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠ Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠ Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠