You Can't Make this S*** Up Monday!

Today....Zuck says that Facebook (aka Meta) will now offer glasses that translate what you are saying into another language...and....Goober the Uber Driver wants to buy several pair for gifts! The Diddy Mask and Costume is abig seller for Halloween, but, is it inappropriate? The Woman who tries to turn around a plane, proclaiming to be the supreme ruler of multiple countries....Funny Homecoming mishaps, and the guy who missed his son's birth because he was sleeping with his mother-in-law at the time!