You forgot to say "and Jesus still loves me."

This, folks, is what happens when nobody on The Bachelor has had their Saturn return yet! The VIP of the week is definitely Hannah Ann, both for the most GIF-able reacts and for getting her very own TITANIC moment, now memorialized forever on national television. She may not get that reference though because I doubt she was alive when it came out. The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.