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The Murky Thermae with Hannah Piper Burns
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Reality TV, retold through the lens of astrology and the zodiac, plus musings on the current astrological weather and its ripples through the collective consciousness. Come on in, the water's just fine!Hannah Piper Burns is an artist, writer, curator, astrologer, and self-proclaimed extramundane anthropologist of pop culture's phenomena, detritus, kitsch, and trauma, working across time-based media, text, curation, & divination.
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You forgot to say "and Jesus still loves me."
This, folks, is what happens when nobody on The Bachelor has had their Saturn return yet! The VIP of the week is definitely Hannah Ann, both for the most GIF-able reacts and for getting her very own TITANIC moment, now memorialized forever on national television. She may not get that reference though because I doubt she was alive when it came out. The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
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Blessed be the sponcon
We're back, babies! How's everyone's Mercury retrograde going so far? =) The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
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The bar is in the basement
Gather 'round folks! This ain't the gay yeehaw agenda; it's just the tale of a sweet simple boy from Southern California who couldn't do anything right. Got something you're dying to say or share? Leave me a message - it's the closest we can get to a call-in show! Peter's new theme is Twist Away the Gates of Steel by the incomparable Devo. My new theme is Ode to Billy Joe by the great Bobbie Gentry. The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
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Be the *finasco* you want to see in the world
The REAL finasco, IMHO, was Peter's swim trunks. UNACCEPTABLE. Plus, queer astrology news meets Bachelor Nation news. What could go wrong? Want to be featured on the Stars and Roses podcast, or want to weight in on all things astro-bach? Leave me a message! The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
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Nick Viall is the Beetlejuice of Bachelor Nation
Here's what I know, and what I don't know, about contestant birthdays so far, plus my odyssey of watching this week's episode live. Keep the party going on Instagram, where you can weigh in on Personal Planet trading cards for this season's contestants & contestants from seasons past! New this season: Leave me a message and I just might play it on the next episode! Think of it like calling into the show, but you know...on a delay. The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
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Uno, do, tres, quatro!
Welcome back to a brand new season of Stars and Roses, recapping the Bachelor through the lens of astrology and the zodiac! I am even more unprepared than usual, but we are full throttle nonetheless! The fun continues over on Instagram: @starsandroses_podcast where I have officially begun the great birthday investigations of 2020! Want to chime in on all things astro-bach? Leave me a message and maybe I'll play it on the air! https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/message Stars and Roses Theme: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Virgo's love language is "Don't question me"
Time to re-up the sunscreen and light another citronella candle to catch up with your favorite contestants before they leave the beach, betrothed or broken-hearted but also with a couple tens of thousands more Instagram followers. SPEAKING OF WHICH! Have you followed me on Instagram? http://www.instagram.com/starsandroses_podcast/Are you interested in working with me...astrologically? Sign up here to find out how: bit.ly/astro_hpb/Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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You never eat the date food, dude
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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Weird hex, but ok
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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Str8 out of a soap opera
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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Every season has their Cam, man
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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I don't have a song but I'd like to say some stuff
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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When you solve the puzzle, it spells "DUMP HIM."
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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It's a real smirk, my friend
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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Big dogs stay in their own lanes (an extended metaphor)
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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Nobody likes a Marcus
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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The brotherhood of the salmon blazer
14 men. 3 jackets. ONE ARIES WHO ISN'T INVITEDFor those who want to chance BiP spoilers and check out that interview with Reality Steve and Melissa Schreiber: http://realitysteve.com/2019/06/13/the-bachelorette-hannah-spoilers-podcast-134-melissa-schreiber-original-bip-cast/Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Dank (chicken) nugs of wisdom
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 finale through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
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Y'all's toes don't matter
Recapping The Bachelorette Season 15, Week Two through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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Confetti cake-in it to the limit
Recapping The Bachelorette Season 15, Week One through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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Lookin dirty but smellin' real nice
Previewing the Bachelorette Season 15
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Thanks, I hate it
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23 finale through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
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Lack of shame is a superpower
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episodes 9 and 10, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
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Squared up
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 8, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
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Gut stuff
No one gut should have all that power. Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Somebody call 9-1-1
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 6, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
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Venus take the wheel
In which I take a moment betwixt the weeks to wax Venusian, in the wake of a workshop I participated in last week. Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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I'm not a snake scientist
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 5, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
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Leech-able moments
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 4, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
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Flippin' tires with the wifey
Rebecca Crews flexes boobs, Elyse is a smitten kitten, and there's enough pirate and pageant drama to make everyone really, really stressed out - PLUS: You know we gotta talk about Jaitlyn, Bachelor Nation's hottest new portmanteau-mance! Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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You're not a cougar, you're a lioness
Recapping the Bachelor Season 23, Episode 2, through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
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Yeah, he's a virgin. But he's also an AQUARIUS
Introduction, astro trends in Bachelor Nation, and a recap of Week One.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Reality TV, retold through the lens of astrology and the zodiac, plus musings on the current astrological weather and its ripples through the collective consciousness. Come on in, the water's just fine!Hannah Piper Burns is an artist, writer, curator, astrologer, and self-proclaimed extramundane anthropologist of pop culture's phenomena, detritus, kitsch, and trauma, working across time-based media, text, curation, & divination.
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