You Got Them Slutty Veins

It was time for Jason to finally take the plunge and give blood and it was... fine? He assumed there have been customer-facing technological advances in bloodletting in that last two decades, but the rubber hose wrapped around his arm told him otherwise. Also, overdoing it on the squeezing and easing is preferable to the clotting and rotting (if that's even a thing, probably not). Finally, Steve's hairiness can lead a Red Cross worker to panic and improvise adhesive solutions. Not a great idea but you work with what you've got!