You s***ed off a carrot???

Forgive me daddy i live to sin.... get ready to enter the 'confession booth' and beg for forgiveness! From being impregnated in the line at Lidl, being filled up on the jubilee line or trading insults rather than infections with the local prostitutes. Rounding up with a what's worse between 5am hookups in the company of mummy, drinking the family heirloom and blaming dead brother and we ask you the question...would you rather confess to sucking off a carrot or tasting pineapple p***y.... Grab a glass and join in the confession! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices