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Dec 13, 2021 1 hr 9 min

You Santa-Less P****!

from Empty The Tank

The year is 3030. A man has just been tried and convicted for murder. His punishment, life imprisonment AND A BBL. Welcome to ETT. Our show begins with the horribly tasteless mass firing by the CEO of Better.com; a mere two and half weeks before Christmas. Santa’s are in shortage this year. Over 300,000 individuals passed away from COVID last that played Santa in some capacity. Does the class presidency in school set us up for a false premise of how the US presidential election should go? More so, does it set up us for expectations that don’t happen after the president is elected. Table-topping, ripping breast pockets off of dress shirts, and taping/rubbing banding locks in high school. The pinnacle of high school fuckery. Song: Mighty Wine by WIzkid

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