You Wanna Talk About Dignity?

One is tempted to liken the impact of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, to being hit with a Cat 5 entertainment hurricane while standing on the peak of the highest mountain top. One is also tempted to recognize this is drastically understating matters.Miss Elizabeth and Jason are beaming and proud and why not? They're only delivering the very best in comedy and original music straight from the heart of Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.On tap today is a vintage double shot: an edition of the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER that reminds us all that the thin blue line never rests because there's a lot of nutty stuff going on out there and a PAID ADVERTISEMENT that reminds us all that no home décor is complete without lots of spittoons all over the place.Surely that's enough for one show? Yeah, you'd think so, but we're not done yet. How about a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK to fill you with the spirit of rock, rocking and other rock-related concerns.The holiday times are upon us now and we'll be celebrating that fact by playing a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. If that doesn't get you dancin' and jitterbuggin' and buggin' and crawlin' the walls, I don't know what will.HELLO, SMILETON. Fall In Love With Podcasts All Over Again.Show Timestamps5:38 Smileton Police Blotter / Paid Advertisement (Park Place Spittoons) (from January 2, 2023)23:40 SONG – New Year's Skeeve27:21 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from March 6, 2023)47:58 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox 2000