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You're sitting on top of that giant cork that you stuffed into the volcano of entertainment and that thing is about to blow and send you sky-high, propelled by the intense enjoyment delivered by this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.aJason and Miss Elizabeth host a most bizarre bazaar in a brand new SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE wherein the good people of Smileton buy, sell or trade their off-kilter goods and services and we can do nothing but listen, amazed.The new 2024-25 season of the Smileton Community Theatre is previewed and our plucky co-hosts make their picks. What should you see? Probably something on TV instead, but listen anyway and see if anything tickles your fancy.Even though the best before date on this episode is, like, a century from now, you'd better listen right away. Your delightedment depends on it.HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.Show Timestamps:1:46 Small Town, Big Marketplace18:00 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Plumbing Services24:14 SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes27:03 Smileton Community Theatre 2024/25 Season Preview

You're sitting on top of that giant cork that you stuffed into the volcano of entertainment and that thing is about to blow and send you sky-high, propelled by the intense enjoyment delivered by this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.aJason and Miss Elizabeth host a most bizarre bazaar in a brand new SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE wherein the good people of Smileton buy, sell or trade their off-kilter goods and services and we can do nothing but listen, amazed.The new 2024-25 season of the Smileton Community Theatre is previewed and our plucky co-hosts make their picks. What should you see? Probably something on TV instead, but listen anyway and see if anything tickles your fancy.Even though the best before date on this episode is, like, a century from now, you'd better listen right away. Your delightedment depends on it.HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.Show Timestamps:1:46 Small Town, Big Marketplace18:00 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Plumbing Services24:14 SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes27:03 Smileton Community Theatre 2024/25 Season Preview

Listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is like peeling an onion. The more layers you peel back, the more your eyes are watering – from ENJOYMENT.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your trusty co-hosts and whether Miss Elizabeth presenting the latest in the bizarre, off-kilter world of death metal in a brand new DEATH METAL UPDATE or Jason is spilling the contents of his id all over the place in a stunningly on-point ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you know these kids spell Entertainment with a capital E.Enjoy the comedy and enjoy a song by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Either way, you're the winner.HELLO, SMILETON. If You LIved Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show timestamps:3:16 Death Metal Update19:00 SONG – New Planetoid22:16 Accuscope Horoscope

Blistering entertainment hotter than lava and tangier than steak sauce. Now that's a sandwich!Jason and Miss Elizabeth are capering their hearts out as they present comedy and music from the world nerve centre of podcasting excellence: SMILETON.In a vintage A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, we'll listen agog as Smileton's most intense, over-the-top, frenzied yoga master delivers his hard-hitting message with both fists.A classic NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE sees our co-hosts get to the bottom of how each other's resolutions are going. Expect fireworks!A couple of rockin' tracks by THE SMILE SYNDICATE add the musical turbo charge needed to send this episode into the stratosphere.HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.Show Timestamps:6:43 A Yoga Moment with Angel / Tube Message (from July 31, 2023)21:48 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover25:39 New Year's Resolution Update (from August 9, 2021)37:14 SONG – Werenerd

Listen now to the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and hear podcasting done without a net! Not a big deal, really, because I'm not sure why having a net would make things any better or safer or anything. But we gotta hype the show so, yeah, no nets!Jason and Miss Elizabeth have their Sunday best on and are gonna deliver on their solemn promise to put some comedy and music together and pour that goop right into your earholes.Whether we're talking about a classic edition of MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP wherein our plucky co-host gives us an update about some of the other shows she does or the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD where Smileton residents bombard our show with off-kilter, bizarre or uncanny messages, you can be the entertainment will be long and intense.Listen now and thank yourself later!HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps5:54 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from August 15, 2022)24:49 SONG – Rogue and Rascal27:28 Smileton Community Message Board (from June 20, 2022)

Tingle with anticipation as you hit play on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are hitting the mics like hurricanes and it's a good thing they recorded the whole thing!Smileton's apostle of rock shows he is a true fount of rock wisdom in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK. See if your guitar solos don't get even better after hearing this!The hotspots of Smileton are plentiful and it takes our trusty co-hosts to help us sort out the choices. Screwball, off-kilter and plain ol' wacked out events are happening all over town and you'll know which ones to hit in the latest AROUND TOWN.I'd sit down for this one if I were you.HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.Show Timestamps:4:12 Lance Brock's Rock Talk19:25 Song Request22:19 SONG – The Burgled25:55 Around Town

Entertainment that will ASTOUND! Entertainment that will SPELLBIND! Why are you chasing those things? Better to hunker down with a brand new episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and enjoy some good-for-you podcasting.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are blasting into the fall with segments guaranteed to please. In the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, Smileton's most intense yoga practitioner has his say. Put on your hard hat and get ready.The SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will see Smiletonians with time on their hands send in whatever occurs to them. It’s off-kilter, bizarre and utterly compelling.The podcasting wags had it right – there's boffo entertainment right here in this very show.HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.Show Timestamps:3:50 A Yoga Moment with Angel19:17 SONG – Theme from The Smile Syndicate22:31 Smileton Community Message Board

The rumors are true. The most astoundingly entertaining podcast of all time just got better! How? Well, you'd better listen and figure that out for yourself and there's no better place to start than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are back in action after being away for a while. How were they away? They didn't miss any episodes! Listen and hear the shocking truth.A classic SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER will see Miss Elizabeth giving us the goods about all the good stuff she hears on the police scanner. Who's watching the watchers? Miss Elizabeth! Well, who's watching her? YOU are, I guess!Get ready for your life to be improved and pumped up and all that stuff when you get a surge of inspiration from a vintage NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Hear our co-hosts keep each other honest about their resolutions. Keeping those things isn't something you just do in January.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps7:41 Smileton Police Blotter (from June 20, 2022)23:39 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise27:38 New Year's Resolution update (from May 2, 2022)

Thing about this episode is, you can totally enjoy it regardless of your position. Upright, prone or on the go, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON will delight.Join Jason and Miss Elizabeth as they proudly present episode 100 of the show. Here's to 100 more? Are you nuts? That's a lot of work!Miss Elizabeth presents TALES FROM THE TEA HOUSE and brings us up to speed on all the fun we've been missing out on at Connie's Kettle, located right in the heart of the Smileton Mall.Jason gives us the latest injury report from Smileton's hard-htting street hockey league. The players are tough, the injuries are ridiculous.And the 6:00 news never hit so hard as Miss Elizabeth presents the SMILETON NEWS. You'll consider yourself informed after hearing this thing.HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.Show Timestamps:3:08 Tales from the Tea House16:45 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report23:02 SONG – Boogie Blizzard26:56 Smileton News40:16 SONG - Werenerd

Oh, the entertainment that's in store for you when you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON! You're so lucky!Jason and Miss Elizabeth are rarin' to go as they take a trip back through the archive to bring a couple of classic segments back to the surface.A vintage edition of THE SUNSHINE REPORT will see Miss Elizabeth telling us a number of small little tales of magic that happens around Smileton and Jason's having none of it.People think they can write in to the show any old time and they do forcing our plucky hosts to do some fancy dancing to answer the off-kilter and baffling questions fired at them like so many cannonballs. Sound exciting? Well, that's what you get with a classic edition of the MAILBAG.Songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE round out the festivities. Get ready to sing along!HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.Show Timestamps:2:10 The Sunshine Report (from January 31, 2022)21:14 SONG – Electric Wiggle25:16 Mailbag (from July 15, 2021)40:31 SONG – Oh, Bermuda!

Listen now to the most exciting podcast episode in the history of the medium. And after you've done that, check this out, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON haw haw!Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring the goods and by goods we can only mean comedy and original music straight from Smileton – podcasting capital of the world.In today's episode, get a guide to the latest and greatest hotspots around town in the appropriately titled AROUND TOWN. Plan your Smileton social calendar with CONFIDENCE.And while you're at it, why not plan the month ahead with the most astoundingly accurate horoscope known to man or beast? ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE will steer you right.Turn up your device when songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE come blasting through. Dance like everybody's watching because they are.HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.Show Timestamps:3:12 Around Town15:05 Song Request19:15 SONG – Goldfinger25:29 Accuscope Horoscope41:36 SONG – World War IX

Fun is headed straight for you like an out of control bulldozer so stand up proud and let it run right over you in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your hosts, Smileton is the town, and comedy and original music is the plan.In this episode, Smileton citzens bombard the show with questions LIVE in the latest MAILBAG. Questions and answers and everything in between. Our plucky hosts are gonna have to put on their dancin' shoes to be able to answer these questions with the appropriate amount of aplomb!The latest SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE is your one-stop shop for the wacked-out, off-kilter junk our neighbours have for sale. Shake your head in disbelief and break out your wallet. Bargains will abound!Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE mean you'll be tapping your toes throughout this whole thing and surely there's no better thing you could be doing with your feet while you listen.Listen to the show podcast pundits have called "staggering", "wildly entertaining", and "maddeningly obtuse."HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.Show timestamps:1:16 Mailbag LIVE!16:11 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'20:05 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Roller Rink26:41 Small Town, Big Marketplace35:22 SONG – The Universe Is Nude

Those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer trundle on and if you want something better than lemonade to wash them down with then consider this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth present comedy and original music in a tidy podcast package that tempts one to ask "is it possible to be too entertaining?"Whether we're listening to a classic SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD or getting a vintage, though still chillingly prescient ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you will have all the evidence you need to decide that you have found your new favorite podcast.A couple of songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE complete the sweet, sweet recipe so what are you waiting for? Get listening!HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.Show Timestamps7:23 Smileton Community Message Board (from November 20, 2023)23:46 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose27:03 Accuscope Horoscope (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, August 12, 2021)41:01 SONG – So Far, No Good

Some would say that this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is the greatest single episode of any podcast ever. I wouldn't presume to doubt the voice of the people, so instead I recommend subscribing and playing this episode post haste.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are sharing the good stuff straight from Smileton. Whether they're talking about the latest stories, pronouncements and wisdom shared by Smileton's greatest living rock practitioner in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, or keeping each other honest as they get to the bottom of the state of their resolutions in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, you'll be rolling around in joy as the only possible response.Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own The Smile Syndicate and this tidy entertainment package is gonna push all those buttons of yours.HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.Show Timestamps:2:05 Lance Brock's Rock Talk21:51 SONG – New Year's Skeeve25:02 Paid Advertisement – The Barking Bettor32:50 New Year's Resolution Update42:22 SONG – Lovestorm

Like a blazing lighthouse, let this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, guide you gently to the shores of entertainment fulfilment.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are chomping at the bit to deliver a crackerjack assortment of comedy and original music good times and they've crammed as much of each into this tidy little episode as was humanly possible.The Smileton Death Metal Festival 2024 is winding down and it's none too soon for Jason as he relates a travesty of an incident that happened to his rock-loving buddy Lance and his store Musique By Lance in the latest SMILETON STORY.Miss Elizabeth brings the latest headlines from here in Smileton to life and reads them like a real news reporter and everything in a scintillating edition of the SMILETON NEWS.Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will juice up this show to almost unbearable extremes of fun. So buckle up, pal 'o mine – it's gonna be a ride.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:5:41 Smileton Story – Musique by Lance Gets ROCKED22:24 SONG – Banana Bus25:06 Smileton News37:39 SONG – Infinity Machine

That's not the heat of the sun setting your mind ablaze. It's the searing heat of entertainment radiating from this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Coming at you live to tape from Smileton, Alberta, the podcasting capital of the world, Jason and MIss Elizabeth strive mightily to bring you delightful comedy and delightful original music in a delightful package and if you think you might be delighted by the show on offer here, nice detective work!In a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Smileton's rock'n'roll sage gives us the good word of rock. For gritty anecdotes, rock wisdom and the unfiltered musings of Smileton's hardest rocking citizen, look no further.A vintage doubleshot gives us a DEATH METAL UPDATE to bring us up to speed on that off-kilter world and a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT wherein Jason fills us in on the big problem with men wearing flip flops.Two Smile Syndicate songs keep us bopping along as well so for power packed entertainment this dense, there is no other source. You must now listen.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamp:5:06 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from June 5, 2023)23:33 SONG – The Burgled 200026:08 Death Metal Update/Public Service Announcement (from April 10, 2023)45:13 SONG – Rhythm 21

The summer heat has probably got ya hunkered down with a wet tea towel on your head. So, since you're too hot and tired to do anything else, why not check out this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON?Miss Elizabeth and Jason are live to tape and in color and ready to deliver the best comedy and original music Smileton has to offer.In today's extravaganza, we'll revisit a classic SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER to learn about what Smileton's finest have been up to on those mean streets. And Jason, accepting the previously unwanted presence of the Smileton Death Metal Festival, delights us all with DEATH METAL SHOUT OUTS. Jason's come around on Death Metal? Listen and see!And in a vintage segment from days gone by, the show is interrupted by an impassioned warning from the Smileton Pneumatic Tube and our plucky hosts keep on truckin' right on into  MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. Hear what other shows Smileton's busiest podcaster gets up to makin' when she's not making this show!And the music part of the equation is ably filled by two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Hum along, tap your toes or just flat out bust some moves – the choice is yours.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show timestamps:3:23 Smileton Police Blotter/Jason's Death Metal Shout Outs (from July 17, 2023)25:08 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo29:00 Pneumatic Tube / Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from January 30, 2023)48:08 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk

Drop what you're doing and kick it into the ditch because it's a foolish waste of time compared to listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth, unbowed by the summer heat, have turned up the temperature on comedy and original musical entertainment and today's show will show without doubt that they've hit the boiling point.Smileton's most intense, over-the-top yoga master Angel has his eager student Jason delivering his timely words of wisdom in the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL. Think of the sagest monk with the fighting skills of that guy from UFC 4.Crank messages, bizarre missives and baffling utterances highlight any edition of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD and this latest one is no exception. Your head will be spinning in delight after hearing what the good people of Smileton have to say.Two songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring us the musical good times and why not? After the week you've had, you deserve it.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:5:02 A Yoga Moment with Angel19:45 SONG – Dirt Bke24:00 Smileton Community Message Board40:09 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox 2000

Better than the jolt you get from a bug zapper, stronger than surge of power you get from a caffine-infused sugar drink, get what you need from this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.If comedy and original music is what you're after, Jason and Miss Elizabeth are happy to deliver it, with gusto.The Smileton Death Metal Festival kicks off and Miss Elizabeth has all the details in the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE. There is much frivolity to be had, Jason's consternation not withstanding.In the latest, SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT, hear which titans of the road have fallen and which are soon to be back on the road, smacking that tennis ball.And in AROUND TOWN, get pointed to some of the key hotspots and events that dot Smileton like an out-of-control breakout of spots or somesuch.Two poppin' songs by Smileton hitmakers THE SMILE SYNDICATE put the cherry on top of that huge pile of freshly-baked entertainment goodness.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:2:22 Death Metal Update18:36 SONG – In The Year 252521:54 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report28:41 Around Town37:29 SONG – Rumpus Room

Putting this show in your ears is like biting down on a high voltage line of entertainment. Sound fun? Then get listening to this, the latest epsiode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are proudly presenting this lovingly crafted piece of audio entertainment of the comedy and original music sort and they hope you don't start shunning other podcasts on account of how good this one is.In today's episode, a doubleshot of classic doubleshots of episodes gone by. Whether you're looking for the latest in over-the-top intense yoga in Smileton, an update on the insane traffic situations that bedevil our little community, a list of the latest Smileton hotspots you gotta check out, or our plucky podcast hosts keeping each other honest about their New Year's Resolutions, you've got a ton and a half reasons to check out today's episode.We'll even add two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE to sweeten the deal.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:2:39 Smileton Traffic Report / New Year's Resolution Update (from October 23, 2023)19:52 SONG – Ice Fishin' Cutie23:33 A Yoga Moment with Angel / Around Town (from December 4, 2023)44:32 SONG – I Won't Waffle

Drink at the water's edge, my friend, for you have found an oasis of entertainment to parch your thirst which is pretty frickin' severe given the week you just had. This life-saving sustenance can be none other than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Miss Elizabeth and Jason are right here in the here and now to present the very finest in comedy and original music entertainments, all broadcasting to you from Smileton.In LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, hear the latest from Smileton's rock guru as he gives us the word of rock from on high. Thrills, spills and ROCK are all guaranteed.Miss Elizabeth gives us the latest rundown on some of her other podcasts in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. To the uninitiated, some of these other shows may sound baffling, preposterous, improbable. The uninitiated are correct.Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE add much-needed music blasts to the festivities and it helps fuel this whole show to the frickin' moon.HELLO, SMILETON. Listen Now, Believe Later.Show Timestamps:3:05 Lance Brock's Rock Talk21:03 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover26:06 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up40:57 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School

Listening to this episode will be something exactly like fireworks exploding in your brain which sounds like it might be kinda bad but believe me it isn't in any way because it's fun. Would you expect anything less from HELLO, SMILETON?Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting live to tape from Smileton, Alberta – podcasting capital of the world. Listen now and hear why this positive hotbed of creativity has got the whole world agog.In a classic SMILETON STORY, hear all about Jason's buddy Lance and his ill-fated attempt to shoot a music video. And a vintage MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP will bring us up to speed on some of Miss Elizabeth's 92 podcasts that she does on a weekly basis. Improbable? Yeah, no kidding!Two Smile Syndicate songs are along for the ride to turbo charge the good time fun and to get our tired toes a-tappin'.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:3:51 Smileton Story – Lance Brock's Goin' Snake Music Video (from March 14, 2022)27:38 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?30:35 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from August 15, 2022)50:11 SONG – Zip It

Pulse-pounding infotainment? Is that what you're after? Well, that's not really what we do here, but since you're here anyway, you might as well sit back and enjoy this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth have answered the call to provide the very best in comedy and original music delightfulness and this brand new episode will show the even the most ardent skeptic that these two really know how to put a podcast episode together.In the latest SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE, the good people of Smileton post their goods for sale and bafflement soon follows.All Smileton sports bettors will want to tune into the SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT to hear which heroes of the road have fallen victim to the injury bug.Listeners of the show contribute questions to the MAILBAG and our hosts have to dance fast to answer them because many of the listeners appear to be screwballs, to judge by the kinds of queries they're sending in.Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring Smileton good time music to the masses and at the very least, they’ll set your toes a-tappin'.Not bad for a podcast pundits pronounced "obscure and troubling"!HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:1:46 Small Town, Big Marketplace9:23 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report15:14 SONG – Rogue and Rascal17:34 Mailbag30:30 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco

The entire horizon is nothing but a huge wave, heading straight for you. It's moving too fast to escape, but you don't want to. That's a wave of fun headed your way and once it hits, that's when the good times start. What some call a wave I call this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Miss Elizabeth and Jason bring you their funtime comedy and original music stylings from the heart of Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.In today's episode, our hosts give you the rundown of some of the exciting activities and events in Smileton's seething social scene in the latest AROUND TOWN.A PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a Smileton small business brings us the opportunity to learn about a product that will change all our lives.And we present SMILETON NEWS as Miss Elizabeth brings you the headlines that would be dismissed as improbable if they happened anywhere else.Add to this frothy mix a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say that'd be something I'd listen to.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:3:10 Around Town10:59 Paid Advertisement – Good Buddy CB Radios17:09 SONG – Dinosaur God22:28 Smileton News36:10 SONG – Rhythm 25

An irresistible wave of fun is headed your way so face it head on and enjoy getting clobbered by this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Miss Elizabeth and Jason are more than willing to share their unique brand of comedy and original music and thank goodness for that because there'd be a whole lot of nothing to listen to in this episode if this were otherwise.In the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER, Miss Elizabeth gives us a rundown of some of the weird, off-kilter calls the police have to respond to in our town while Jason has his own update to give in the SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT where we'll hear all about all the surreal traffic headaches that seem to plague our dear little town.Our plucky co-hosts keep each other honest in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Hear who is sticking to their guns and who has failed utterly.Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE make sure the good times keep rolling and what a tidy little entertainment package ya got before ya.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:7:09 Smileton Police Blotter16:22 SONG – Banana Bus18:59 Smileton Traffic Report25:38 New Year's Resolution Update34:53 SONG – Rasputin

Shield your eyes. And you'd better go ahead and shield those ears as well because a supernova of entertainment is about to explode in your proximity. What is detonating with such compelling force? Why, it's just this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason for a breathtaking journey through comedy and original music, all broadcast live to tape from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.The off-kilter, bizarre world of Death Metal is brought to us in a breezy, baffling, Us Magazine-like feature Miss Elizabeth brings to us and we can only be referring to DEATH METAL UPDATE.The good people of Smileton have their say in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD and Jason's head will surely be left spinning.Add a couple of catchy songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say you've got a pretty nice entertainment platter sitting in front of you. DIG IN.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:3:38 Death Metal Update17:43 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'21:57 Smileton Community Message Board37:30 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox

Pull down the tarp and marvel at the perfection beneath. Are we looking at some kind of Greek statue or something? NOPE. It's just this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Miss Elizabeth and Jason bring their high-spiritiedness to the fore as they broadcast from Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.In today's episode, classic segments are presented and they smell fresh as daisies.Whether we're listening to Miss Elizabeth give us the rundown from some of the other 91 podcasts she does weekly in MISS ELIZABETH'SPODCAST CATCH UP or hearing from the citizenry of Smileton as they present their fractured takes, warped views, and off-the-wall utterances in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, funutainment is all but assured.Add a couple of songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and tell me that isn't the sweetest podcast pie you ever saw or tasted.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps3:37 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from May 17, 2021)18:07 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo22:05 Smileton Community Message Board (from January 31, 2022)44:18 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise

Put on your dancin' shoes because it's time to sit still and focus all your attention on the most riotously fun podcast you've heard all week. I can only be talking about this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Join your plubcky hosts Miss Elizabeth and Jason as the broadcast proudly from the heart of Smileton: podcasting capital of the world.In today's show, let's revisit a classic segment in which Jason's hot-headed yoga master gives us all some violent, jackhammer yoga wisdom in A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.And a vintage story from Jason paints a picture of life in Smileton that's too colorful and rich even to be rendered in Technicolor. Brace yourselves as the tale of vans and tempers and foul behavior and rebrandings unfolds before your ears.Add a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say stop right there – you've just created the recipe for the perfect podcast episode.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:3:45 A Yoga Moment with Angel (from April 24, 2023)16:37 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover19:50 Smileton Story – Vance Brock's Vans Rock (from September 18, 2023)40:51 SONG – Werenerd

I gotta tell ya. Podcasting don't go down smoother than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason and they caper in front of microphone and live studio audience to deliver the very best in comedy and original music, straight from Smileton.In a stunning edition of LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Jason's rock-lovin' buddy gives us the good word of rock in thunderous tones. Grab on to a pillar and let those foundations shake!In SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE, the citizens of Smileton sell their used stuff and the rest of us stand agog.And in an all-new MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, our intrepid co-host presents summaries of some of the other podcasts she produces. Guaranteed your head will spin. It's just that baffling.Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE show why bands in Smileton take a backseat to no band when it comes to delivering their messages in 4 minutes or less thereabouts.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:3:01 Lance Brock's Rock Talk16:37 SONG – The Universe Is Nude21:10 Small Town, Big Marketplace28:43 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up37:55 SONG – Magic Mile

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are taking the week off and will return with another all-new episode of HELLO, SMILETON next week! 

Yup, the results are back and the vim and vigor of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON are off the freakin' charts.Miss Elizabeth and Jason are positively busting to deliver another batch of piping hot comedy and original music  goodies.From hearing about how to plan your social calendar by hitting all the Smileton hotspots in AROUND TOWN to hearing about a proud Smileton small business who is kind enough to sponsor this show and, believe me, that 50 bucks goes a long way here, you're gonna be immersed in the wondrous hilarity of life in Smileton.And, what if I told you, you were gonna be able to turn your life in a wonderful new direction? Success is headed your way this month and it's all because of the ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE. Listen to the truth nugges burbling up from Jason's Inner Mind and be astounded at their accuracy and veracity! Your life changes NOW.Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's hardest rocking middling band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've got fully featured entertainment, equipped for the 21st century.HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.Show Timestamps:3:25 Around Town12:55 Paid Advertisement – Lovercraft Hovercraft Piloting Schools of Smileton18:02 SONG – Dirt Bike20:55 Accuscope Horoscope35:41 SONG – Boogie Blizzard

Holy smokes! Talk about podcastin'! This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON will be on the lips of all your acquaintances so you'd better tune on in pronto lest you be left behind!Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring their astounding brand of comedy and original music to podcasting and the whole medium is thus ennobled.In today's show, a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK has Smileton's rock'n'roll sage sharing his wisdom in his inimitable way and it behooves us royal to heed his words.A vintage doubleshot of a PAID ADVERTISEMENT and a SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD gives us that left-right UPPERCUT and DOWN GOES THE PODCAST LISTENER! TOO ENTERTAINED, I GUESS!Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE round out the fun and you really should be just listening right now instead of reading this silly stuff.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:3:30 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from April 11, 2022)17:41 SONG – Too Legit To Quit21:32 Paid Advertisement (Lovercraft) / Smileton Community Message Board (from January 23, 2023)SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes

Get ready to have the needle on your Entertain-o-meter pinned with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Comedy and music delightedment courtesy of our plucky hosts Miss Elizabeth and Jason. They're broadcasting from Smileton and this little town is punching well above its weight when it comes to knocking you out with funtime content.In the latest SUNSHINE REPORT, Miss Elizabeth shares anecdotes about the amazing things happening in our town. Jason's in no mood to hear it.Probably because he's too worried about the injured street hockey players reported on in the latest SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT.Our trusty hosts then keep each other honest and grill each other about the status of their rashly committed-to resolutions in a brand-new NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE.Catchy songs from the heart of Smileton are also gonna slither into our hear holes, courtesy of THE SMILE SYNDICATE.Wow – this sounds like a show you gotta hear!HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:2:02 The Sunshine Report14:05 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose17:35 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report24:35 New Year's Resolution Update34:05 SONG – New Planetoid

True delightedment awaits so plug your ears straight into this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Miss Ellizabeth and Jason are back at it with another all new episode of joy and wonder. Whether it's comedy capering or musical entertainments of the catchy variety, this show has got you covered.Jason tells us a tale of how he and his buddies tried to fix a roof in a guitar store and only ended up experiencing a whirlwind of humiliation. Listen now to hear the shocking details!A brand new segment debuts on this very episode: Smileton citizens sell their junk and the whole world's gotta hear about it on SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE.And the Mailbag is opened to questions and comments from listeners and the crank missives, off-putting communiques, and bizarre utterances definitely up this show's fun factor.Throw in two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and that's exactly the show you've been looking for. You're welcome.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:2:05 Smileton Story – Fixing Musique By Lance17:34 SONG – In The Year 252521:09 NEW SEGMENT - Small Town, Big Marketplace28:50 Mailbag34:46 SONG – Rumpus Room

A podcast episode so good, it'll ruin all other podcasts for you. What is being referred to can only be this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Miss Elizabeth and Jason are proudly broadcasting from Smileton – podcasting capital of the world. What better place to beam their off-kilter comedy and musical entertainments out to the entertainment-starved world?Whether you need a guide to the Smileton night live in a classic AROUND TOWN, or the most entertaining, wacked-out news cast ever in a vintage SMILETON NEWS, this episode will deliver exactly what you need with extreme gusto.Add a couple of tracks by Smileton's own pop kingpins THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say asking for any more from a podcast episode would be outrageous.HELLO, SMLETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:2:52 Around Town / Paid Advertisement (Park Place Spittoons) (from June 26, 2023)25:51 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk29:02 Smileton News (from September 18, 2023)46:18 SONG – Theme From The Smile Syndicate

A world of entertainment is about to slide on in nice'n'easy into those earholes and who on earth would say "no, thanks" to such a thing? Not you, that's for sure! And it's a good thing, too, 'cause here comes the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Miss Elizabeth and Jason, your trusty podcasting companions, are broadcasting from the heart of Smileton and you've never experienced such an intense concoction of comedy and musical entertainments as is on display presently.Whether you crave some classic SMILETON NEWS in which Miss Elizabeth brings her off-kilter, but hard-hitting, nevertheless, news cast or a wacked out message from Jason's life coach Jerry The Life Coach, this episode has what you need. Plus our hosts quiz each other on their on-going New Year's resolutions which always causes fireworks, so how can you lose?Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE add to the fun which is pretty much maxed out anyway but we found a way to raise it even higher so there you go.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:2:23 Smileton News (from January 3, 2022)19:49 SONG – Rogue and Rascal22:12 Pneumatic Tube / New Year's Resolution Update (from May 1, 2023)40:14 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco

Whitewater rafting with your raft on fire while being chased by bandits is a positive snorefest when compared to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Miss Elizabeth and Jason blaze their path towards new frontiers of comedy and original music entertainment and it's all coming from their hometown of Smileton, the Podcasting Capital of the World.In today's episode, Jason's yoga master gives us his over-the-top intense update with words of wisdom for us all in A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.A SMILETON NEWS BULLETIN will interrupt our programming day with a startling update while the Injury Report from the Smileton street hockey scene with ensure we're placing our bets wisely.To top it all off, our eager hosts keep each other honest with the NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Who's on course and who is faltering? LISTEN to LEARN.Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will get our toes a-tappin' and set some other body parts in motion, too.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:1:41 A Yoga Moment with Angel13:15 Smileton News Bulletin15:51 SONG – The Streakening18:47 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report25:09 New Year's Resolution Update33:43 SONG – Oh, Bermuda!

You're gonna love what's about to go in your ears. I'm, of course, talking about this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason as they broadcast from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. Comedy and original music are what's on the menu and it's a good thing 'cause yum.Guiding your choices this week just got much easier. From picking out the best events in Smileton's bustling social calendar in AROUND TOWN to the eerily accurate horoscope that has experts confounded (the ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE), you'll find plenty of help when it comes to making choices. Of course, if things go off the rails, you're on your own.Add to that a paid advertisement from one of Smileton's small businesses and a couple of cracking songs from THE SMILE SYNDICATE, and you'll find you have quite the podcast episode sittin' in front of ya.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:3:34 Around Town13:09 Paid Advertisement – Big Dish Satellite Dishes18:03 SONG – New Year's Skeeve21:20 Accuscope Horoscope39:06 SONG – Zip It

Imagine combining the very best episode of The Love Boat with the most thrilling Super Bowl ever. Pretty entertaining, huh? No! That would be a mess! Listen to something better like this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring a satchelful of Funtime with their comedy capering and original music outpourings. Trying to resist the enjoyments on display is a fool's errand.In a vintage SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER, Miss Elizabeth gives us the goods from the mean streets of Smileton. The Thin Blue Line is keeping the peace and Miss Elizabeth is watching the watchers, so..... things are pretty good, I guess!In a classic SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, the good people of our dear town have their say and, no matter how baffling, off-kilter or off-putting their utterances are.... kinda lost my train of thought there.Songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring that sweet sweet music goodness and wow, talk about a podcast episode!HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:5:03 Smileton Police Blotter (from May 25, 2020)15:35 SONG - Lovestorm17:46 Smileton Community Message Board (April 12, 2021)32:27 SONG – Werenerd

Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON for the first five minutes and see if you don't find your soul ablaze with joy. Boastful? Hardly.Miss Elizabeth and Jason bring you a frothy mixture of comedy and original music straight from the heart of Smileton, the littlest town that became a podcasting juggernaut.In LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Jason delivers the message of rock from Smileton's greatest living practitioner of the form. Thunderbolts of wisdom and rock will fly down upon us from Rock Mount Olympus and I'm sure you'll join me welcoming the blasts.Miss Elizabeth does far too many podcasts week in and week out and she's gonna tell us all about a few of them in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. If you thought Hello, Smileton was off-kilter, wait until you hear about these shows!Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will put a grin on your mug and hop in your step. And that's gotta be a good thing.HELLO, SMILETON – If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:1:07 Lance Brock's Rock Talk16:15 SONG – Banana Bus18:45 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up35:19 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School

Holy smokes! Talk about entertainment! The latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON is DYNAMITE!Miss Elizabeth and Jason are broadcasting from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. And their blend of comedy and original music capering is sure to give you that turbo-powered surge of joy you need to power you through the upcoming week.In the brand new DEATH METAL UPDATE, Miss Elizabeth presents the news from the screwball world of death metal, Jason's protests notwithstanding.A SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT will give you the full rundown of the injuries plaguing some of Smileton's best street hockey players. Place your bets accordingly!And the latest SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will vex, trouble and baffle even the most stoic observer. We certainly have a motley assortment of characters in this town and they're not shy about letting their freak flags fly.Two tracks by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will make you happy there's such a thing as music.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:1:53 Death Metal Update14:13 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report21:10 SONG – Dirt Bike23:55 Smileton Community Message Board36:52 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?

Blasts from the past are upon you in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are present and accounted for and are focused on delivering comedy and original music fun in a particularly robust manner.The vast archives of this show (and it's prevision incarnation The Smile Syndicate Music Hour) contain riches and two classic segments are revisited with enthusiasm.A classic DEATH METAL UPDATE presents the latest news and views from the off-kilter world of Death Metal and voicemails from Smileton's leading Death Metal visionary Jorg Flurnstadt punctuate that frothy mix.The very first SMILETON NEWS ever broadcast is presented once again and features a particularly thrilling traffic report from Smileton's own Scott Skyman.Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring home the fact that for power-packed entertainment, you'll search in vain forever for a better source than this show.HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.Show Timestamps:3:00 Death Metal Update (with Jorg Voicemails) (from October 31, 2019)23:37 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover27:35 Smileton News (from July 29, 2019)47:56 SONG - Goldfinger

The vexatious puzzle that has been plaguing this show for months has finally been solved. Listen for yourself to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and hear for yourself how we have increased the Entertainment Density of this show a thousandfold.Miss Elizabeth and Jason are broadcasting from Smileton and the near-Absolute Zero temperatures outside have not cooled down their comedy and musical capering down one single bit.The Smileton of the past is explored as we dust off the pages of history to explore THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY. We also get you where you need to be by providing the latest SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT.A PAID ADVERTISEMENT not only pays the bills but also points you at the Smileton small business you need to check out for quality goods and/or services and in the thrilling finale, our hosts keep each other honest about their resolutions in the first NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE of 2024.Add a couple of songs by the Smileton band THE SMILE SYNDICATE to an already jam-packed show and the result will continue to dazzle you long after you've finished listening.HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.Show Timestamps:2:39 This Week In Smileton History9:40 Smileton Traffic Report16:19 SONG – Rasputin20:52 Paid Advertisement – Garbage Catapult Emporium28:01 New Year's Resolution Update39:43 SONG - (Maniac) From (Beyond Time)

A supernova of unimaginable entertainment awaits in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from the podcasting capital of the world and their dear town of Smileton is a veritable hot house of joy creation.The depths of Jason's Inner Mind are plumbed and the sticky globules of truth are brought to the surface in the latest uncanny guide to your future: ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE. Listen, if you've the courage.Miss Elizabeth brings us a hard-hitting newscast and what you'll learn about our town from it would fill three or four fairly large volumes, single-spaced. The SMILETON NEWS is gonna tell you what's what.Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE are the final ingredient that makes this entertainment cocktail so freakin' refreshing. Drink up!HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.Show Timestamps:3:15 Accuscope Horoscope25:40 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'29:24 Smileton News43:28 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise

A new year gets off to an EXPLOSIVE start with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON!Jason and Miss Elizabeth are showing up as early as possible this year and are fully prepared to deliver the very best in comedy and original music entertainment, straight from Smileton.A classic NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE will see our hosts checking in with each other about their latest batch of resolutions and vigorously keep each other honest while a vintage SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will have us getting messages straight from the good people of our town, whether we want to hear them or not.HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.Show Timestamps:3:31 New Year's Resolution Update (from January 3, 2022)21:55 SONG – I Won't Waffle26:15 Smileton Community Message Board (from November 23, 2020)42:53 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox

How does a Christmas Blizzard of Fun sound? I thought so. This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is gonna deliver the best Christmas present ever and aren't you lucky to be on the receiving end?Jason and Miss Elizabeth take a break from their holiday making to deliver this Yuletide message of comedy and musical entertainment, straight from Smileton.Gifts are evaluated and rated during a rigorous JASON'S GIFT REVIEW while a classic edition of the SMILETON NEWS keeps us informed of the goings-on from a Christmas past.Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will get you up and dancing and what better way to end the year?HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.Show Timestamps:2:21 Jason's Gift Review13:13 SONG – Rumpus Room16:34 Smileton News (from December 14, 2020)31:52 SONG – Let's Sing Jingle Bells

The podcast you can't get enough of has dropped a huge present in your lap, just in time for the holiday season!This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, contains comedy and musical outpourings so entertaining, you'll be positively gobsmacked by the experience of listening.In a classic edition of MAILBAG, hear Jason befuddled and conundrumized as questions sent in to the show spins his mind like a top, much to Miss Elizabeth's delightedment.In a vintage LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, we'll hear Smileton's living prophet of rock deliver the good word and oh, but don't it feel good.A couple of songs by Smileton's own 6th or 7th favorite band, THE SMILE SYNDICATE, make this show just the ticket to fuel your holiday cheer.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:1:57 Mailbag (from February 7, 2022)22:01 SONG – Ice Fishin' Cutie25:30 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from June 6, 2022)42:34 SONG – Rogue and Rascal

Podcasting entertainment as pure and crisp as a lungful of mountain air? That's what you want? Well, good, because that's what's on offer in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Miss Elizabeth and Jason are more than happy to be able to provide the very best in comedy and original music straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.In an intriguing edition of DEATH METAL UPDATE, Miss Elizabeth gives us the latest from that bizarre world that mixes fascination and consternation in equal measure.Smileton's small businesses step up and support the show and earn their way straight into a PAID ADVERTISEMENT.And our intrepid hosts keep each other honest as they do a year-end round up of how their rashly-made resolutions ended up going in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE.This, plus music from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE, will be sufficient fuel to power you through the week like a rocketship fueled with joy.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:2:17 Death Metal Update17:09 SONG – Boogie Blizzard21:12 Paid Advertisement – The Joyful Catapult27:22 New Year's Resolution Update37:18 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo

It behooves us to provide a warning about this week's episode. If hooking wires straight up to the fun centres of your brain and turning the juice on to full and zapping yourself straight into the most intense good time you've ever had listening to a podcast then plug on in to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Miss Elizabeth and Jason are your trusty guides through Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. Much comedy and musical enjoyment is headed straight your way so brace yourself.A blast of yoga wisdom from Smileton's most over the top yoga practitioner will hit you full force like an unexpected kick to the solar plexus in the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.Smileton is full of things to do and your co-hosts will guide you to some of the most hot of hot spots in town in a brand new AROUND TOWN.Jason's id, located deep within his fevered brain, seethes and pulsates and produces truth nuggets that rise, unbidden through his subconscious out into the light of day. Why do you care? Well, it's only the source of the world's most accurate horoscope. THAT'S ALL. Listen close and learn what the month ahead holds in store for you in the ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE.Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE put the cherry on top of this hearty steak dinner of a show.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps3:40 A Yoga Moment with Angel16:05 Around Town23:37 SONG – Snow Fort27:07 Accuscope Horoscope40:54 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco

One is tempted to liken the impact of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, to being hit with a Cat 5 entertainment hurricane while standing on the peak of the highest mountain top. One is also tempted to recognize this is drastically understating matters.Miss Elizabeth and Jason are beaming and proud and why not? They're only delivering the very best in comedy and original music straight from the heart of Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.On tap today is a vintage double shot: an edition of the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER that reminds us all that the thin blue line never rests because there's a lot of nutty stuff going on out there and a PAID ADVERTISEMENT that reminds us all that no home décor is complete without lots of spittoons all over the place.Surely that's enough for one show? Yeah, you'd think so, but we're not done yet. How about a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK to fill you with the spirit of rock, rocking and other rock-related concerns.The holiday times are upon us now and we'll be celebrating that fact by playing a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. If that doesn't get you dancin' and jitterbuggin' and buggin' and crawlin' the walls, I don't know what will.HELLO, SMILETON. Fall In Love With Podcasts All Over Again.Show Timestamps5:38 Smileton Police Blotter / Paid Advertisement (Park Place Spittoons) (from January 2, 2023)23:40 SONG – New Year's Skeeve27:21 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from March 6, 2023)47:58 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox 2000