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EPISODE · Nov 20, 2025 · 34 MIN

Your A** Is Grass and I’m The Lawnmower

from Adventures of Des and Cort

Send us Fan MailBuckle up and hydrate because this one flies from adrenaline highs to mental crash landings 😅 In this episode of Adventures of Des & Cort, we get real about burnout in business and how not everyone understands what it feels like to run on fumes after weeks of go mode. We definitely do 🧠💥A random 2017 contact nickname popped up in Des’s phone and triggered a full detective-level memory search. Who was that person and why did we call them that?! 📱😂We dive into the hysterical and mildly terrifying things our parents said while raising us... “your ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower” felt like a legitimate threat back then. Now it’s just content 🌱🚜Then we switch gears and talk about how true wealth at this stage of life is time. Creating boundaries, knowing our worth and owning our confidence has been our key to protecting it ⏰✨Oh, and we had thoughts about Ryan Wedding making the FBI Most Wanted list. Like… did you just wake up one day and say “today’s a good day to be a drug lord”? 🙃Expect rants, hard truths, side tangents and giggles because it wouldn’t be us without them.🎧 Grab your drink, set your boundaries and let’s roll.#mentalexhaustion #womeninour40s #podcastlife #friendship #humor #parentingthrowbacks #truewealth #boundaries #entrepreneurlife #burnout #fbi #adventuresofdesandcort We can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort

Send us Fan Mail Buckle up and hydrate because this one flies from adrenaline highs to mental crash landings 😅 In this episode of Adventures of Des & Cort, we get real about burnout in business and how not everyone understands what it feels like to run on fumes after weeks of go mode. We definitely do 🧠💥 A random 2017 contact nickname popped up in Des’s phone and triggered a full detective-level memory search. Who was that person and why did we call them that?! 📱😂 We dive into the hysteri...

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